mostlychimp

155285 pts ยท April 24, 2012


lesson: never act like prey

3 years ago | Likes 571 Dislikes 2

I really like how birdy the bird is. Peak bird. Ecosystem collapse is coming.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoken like someone who's never taken a dump in a field.

3 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 1

I sang a painter I once liked, but with nowhere near so much talent.

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

It's a beautiful bird. Ecosystem collapse is coming.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't sweat it, most of the species are going to go extinct in the next century anyways.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had a grand old elm up front until the beetles came. The birds and squirrels sure appreciate this little fellow in the early springtime.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so many a's

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chamberlain SD, Anchor something or other, get the bison burger, pretzel bun, swiss, w/ mushrooms and their whateveritwas sauce on the side.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even before it gets that high on average, one day there's going to be a storm surge and it's going to wash across full breadth.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'mma prey on those mashed taters if you'd pass the gravy Karen.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's one or the other. Way earlier than we would have hoped but at least it happened in the right fucking order. It could have been worse.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how old I was when Dad died. The only "positive" thought I could hold on to: "how much worse it would be if I had died before him."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet you didn't expect this to get an upvote today.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

People, I mean.

5 years ago | Likes 455 Dislikes 0

They're a lot nicer when they're well fed.

5 years ago | Likes 1038 Dislikes 1

Poland, then.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Papen was the Chancellor of Germany, it's not a reference to the pope.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Given the way covfefe is sabotaging his transition he should get a 3rd term #trumptardlogic

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Turkey, Israel, Philippines, India etc already doing a cooldown lap.....

5 years ago | Likes 573 Dislikes 17

If you french fry when you want to pizza you're gonna have a bad time.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The horses AND the men. The horses were the glue.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

lol that post thanksgiving spike that nobody could have seen coming

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Fastest gun in the west, and it doesn't even leave his holster.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0