morphene

535 pts ยท January 12, 2013


I like turtles.

This. I've owned several Siamese cats and they can be assholes sometimes. They're pretty cats and they usually know it too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grandfathered

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reference game on point.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or... the more obvious solution.. Adobe Reader needs updated.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like my experience on Match.. except she sends me a wink first, I wink back, then send an email and never get a response :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mmm puttanesca

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

The ones purchased within the United States can't possibly be considered truly domesticated.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Russian ones have been selectively bred for numerous generations to make them domesticated and that's why they're so expensive.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You do realize that trash pandas will sometimes kill cats right?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, Andy was never intended to be a lasting character on the show. Chris Pratt killed the part, so they kept him.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She still looks absolutely stunning on her current show, The Royals.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sex is fun and when you're living day to day like that, the last thing you're worried about is finding a condom during the apocalypse.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No offense but the better joke would have been, "Global warming really has drastically affected Hoth".

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Macomb?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They said WiFi N.. so I assume they meant 802.11n which is capable of 450mbps. That's not even the fastest WiFi standard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They let you pre-load the full game 3 days before it released. Surely you could've downloaded it in that time?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you can't get fake internet points by making a meme about it then..

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not all guys are that judgmental. Some people are just assholes.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Because I'm just so damn irresistible.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You one my heart with this recipe.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noooooo! STAAAHHHHP!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a first time homeowner too and this is exactly what I have planned.. as long as I can not eat the candy bars first.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't tell me what to do with my titties

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It probably depends when/where you went to school. A lot of this is pretty much what they taught us when I was in grade school in the 90s.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mom.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I honestly did not know such a thing existed. Thanks for the reply :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you get high school students that are 24 years old?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I supply the tin foil to chew on, will you drink some cod liver oil with me?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Asking the important questions.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"BITCH, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0