27954 pts · May 19, 2012
Oh, you know, just trying my best.
Idk why this got me SO good but I am CACKLING!! Thank you!
Yis
Cuddly baby tapir
Hey Crabman
@OP WHATCHU LISTENING TO!?! I likes it!
I GAVE YOU COMEDY GOLD YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHITS
I posted a pic of me going 69 with a mileage of 80085 and everyone yelled at me because I took a picture while driving. I did a dumb.
You are ADORABLE!! With your little outfit and your plants, look at you go giiiiiiirl! You are neat.
Hi! It’s me from the future! You’ll need to add another name to that list on the last one. ;-)
But how does she feel about a female penis?
Whatchu listening to?
I ate a fuck ton of chips while binging Unexplained NASA Files in a bean bag chair today so we’re totally on the same level, I’d say.
We’re regular ol Jerry Seinfields up in here.
What’s an ass crow?
on the shit pile as a hole. Just grab your shovel and move one scoop at a time. Focus on each scoop and eventually, the task is done!
at it give you anxiety. Before you even start you feel ready to give up because the task is so big and intimidating. Don’t focus (2)
You’ve got this giant pile of shit and it’s your job to move it from point A to point B. This pile is as big as a house, and just (1)
Someone give her a million kisses on those little cheekies right now or so help me god I will blow up the earth
I mean, it’s The fucking Simpsons.
Imma still watch it till they stop making them though...
What a neat and unique life! Thanks for sharing!
It got me
Thank you!
What is this from again? I need to watch it.
He looks like a Kevin
Nooooo, the cat is the cat nip. Get it? You’re right though! Tomatoes, zucchini, cucumbers, lemon balm and chives. :-)
Fucking what?
#7 you said butt fuck
immediately envisioned every member of The Beatles fucking Beetlejuice.
#15 have you ever been so tired your brain just glitches? I read this as “I can’t name a single Beatle that’s been inside Juice” then 1/2
Idk why this got me SO good but I am CACKLING!! Thank you!
Yis
Cuddly baby tapir
Hey Crabman
@OP WHATCHU LISTENING TO!?! I likes it!
I GAVE YOU COMEDY GOLD YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHITS
I posted a pic of me going 69 with a mileage of 80085 and everyone yelled at me because I took a picture while driving. I did a dumb.
You are ADORABLE!! With your little outfit and your plants, look at you go giiiiiiirl! You are neat.
Hi! It’s me from the future! You’ll need to add another name to that list on the last one. ;-)
But how does she feel about a female penis?
Whatchu listening to?
I ate a fuck ton of chips while binging Unexplained NASA Files in a bean bag chair today so we’re totally on the same level, I’d say.
We’re regular ol Jerry Seinfields up in here.
What’s an ass crow?
on the shit pile as a hole. Just grab your shovel and move one scoop at a time. Focus on each scoop and eventually, the task is done!
at it give you anxiety. Before you even start you feel ready to give up because the task is so big and intimidating. Don’t focus (2)
You’ve got this giant pile of shit and it’s your job to move it from point A to point B. This pile is as big as a house, and just (1)
Someone give her a million kisses on those little cheekies right now or so help me god I will blow up the earth
I mean, it’s The fucking Simpsons.
Imma still watch it till they stop making them though...
What a neat and unique life! Thanks for sharing!
It got me
Thank you!
What is this from again? I need to watch it.
He looks like a Kevin
Nooooo, the cat is the cat nip. Get it? You’re right though! Tomatoes, zucchini, cucumbers, lemon balm and chives. :-)
Fucking what?
#7 you said butt fuck
immediately envisioned every member of The Beatles fucking Beetlejuice.
#15 have you ever been so tired your brain just glitches? I read this as “I can’t name a single Beatle that’s been inside Juice” then 1/2