I did it all for the Fishes...
My GF is a ballerina
I did it all for the Fishes
GRAND MA KNOWLEDGE GOT DROPPED
TFW the whole date goes smooth and everything 'fits' just right
When my old ass wife's hearing aid runs out of batteries
MFW when you turds do your RHM thing and it only reminds me of my ex with whom i shall forever be in love with
MFW when i'm a white dude with dreads
Those trixie Muslims are at it again.....
Just another reason to party!
The family farm
It Must End Here
Another clear cut case of Spooken Baby Syndrome (updoot for awareness)
MPW the moyl has Parkinsons and it's my bris
PLEASE HELP PLEASE HELP PLEASE HELP
MFW not dickbutt not javert
MheadW ive been stalked
Barklestar Gabarkticca Ep 1
Never forget this day that will live in infamy
MFW when my GF asks if im baked but im wearing cape and my mouth is full of cheetos so yes
Wrinkle Wrinkle Little Shar
Valentine's day is coming, so Stevie wrote a poem.
Author does not skydive
It's my friend Ryan's Birthday!
The only justice this Irish eve
sometimes the caption doesnt change when i change images
YFW underprepared for my mix tape (i.e. did knot see it coming)
lettuce see what's under the bikini
when men werent even men they were weird bionic robot killing machines
When She Wants the D but I'm drunk and it won't work
MRW my GF wants to drive but I've got the keys and wont give them up.
I don't understand what is supposed to be happening
Art School
Washing machine spaceship was way before hot-tub time machine
I'm prepping my anus, believe me
My neice was born a little different, she rules at soccer! And also....
MFW they change IMGUR again and things look diff-sies
I've never before wished i had access to a donkey so badly
Geiger's sandworm concept art for Ridley Scott's never finished Dune
Mfw thinking about the salad course
MRW some dude name Richie from most viral accidently see my shit on user-sub
Where will you be when the lettuce kicks in?
MRW i'm doing the thing down there on her and she starts to achieve lift-off
So long, and thanks for all the laughs.
They are the wong parents