moosaroo

2327 pts · May 25, 2013


I have antlers and I like space

Something I’ve heard Cory Booker say a few times that to me is spot on: “If America hasn’t broken your heart then you don’t love her enough.”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Google Lisa Daniels South Park

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to do this to weigh my cat as well. Even after wrapping him in a towel (puritto style) it was tough to keep him on the scale and read his weight at the same time. Finally I sat him on the scale, turned it on, then picked him up once he got all squirmy. Unwrap, put the towel back on the scale, and that was his weight (ignoring the - sign, obv)

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Outdoor cat populations are a real problem for birds I totally get that but maybe a comment on a post where someone is honoring a lost friend and sharing the pain isn’t the place to fight this battle.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Also if you repeatedly do stuff like this to get this sort of reaction from your cats they start feeling less secure in your home and start developing anxiety. One side effect of the is spraying and pooping in places that aren’t the litterbox. Cats don’t get that it was a joke.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously, we need a heads up for this. I wasn’t wanting any feels right now ?

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And now I’m crying at work…

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is the angriest upvote I've ever given. I'm going to go sob now you monster.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew I was going to cry but I read it anyways...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well played +1

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is probably stretching that right to an extreme but infant CPR is also extremely easy to learn

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think hospitals have every right in the world to not release a child if they have a reasonable suspicion that it would endanger the child.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Everyone but my friend gets it. What a dumbass. Who wants to school him?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...away, shit what did they call it?” He smugly replies “crop dusting” And without skipping a beat I let out the most awful fart of my life

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

...and I was walking in front of him. I said “man I saw a video of this plane flying flying over a field dropping stuff to keep the bugs...

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have a friend that likes to be really smug if you forget a word while you’re talking. We were leaving another friend’s house one night...

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

How would you even do that? What tool could break a Nokia, especially down to particles?

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He’s keeping the weight close to him so it not that bad on his spine.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to the book ‘How to Archer’ by Sterling Archer, Krav Maga is Hebrew for “beat the shit out of it. Literally, until it shits.”

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This gif has always bothered me. It ends too quickly for me to read it in the Tchalla voice. It needs to be longer or not animated at all.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think a wild male airplane mistook her snoring for a mating call

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...act more masculine and that caused her to come across as disingenuous.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think the advantages and disadvantages of her gender offset each other at the basic level. I do think there was pressure on her to....

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

At the same time?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What season of the walking dead is this?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I thought he was as using the bag to try and lure the girl over to the door, like she was a stray dog over something.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They didn’t.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0