moore276

2341 pts ยท February 5, 2016


I've had cats and a dog or two and I loved them all, but hands down my very bestest pet was our rat Harry. She was a former 6th grade science class pet, and I shudder to think what she went through, but she was the sweetest girl you could ask for.

7 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The Accused(1988) - Jody Foster really earned her oscar for that role. Also, a friend's husband bought this film to have at home and I thought he was so creepy for that

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're right and I hate it.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

NOOOO! If you call it bread it has less calories! Did your mother teach you nothing about healthy eating?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boy, they're really letting peepaw go all out for his farewell trip before the home...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like the true genXer I am, it was a little movie called 'Times Square' that's totally been forgotten, but really spoke to teenaged me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dumb ass is wondering how he knows the shark's name is Andy...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

" I know you are but what am I"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one brain cell has got to rest some time...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ding ding ding! That's it, that's what young 1980s me would be most shocked about- how utterly stupid so many people are. 'Idiocracy' was not meant to be a documentary...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. As an internet mom, I feel some people just shouldn't be allowed public access to the internet. Big hugs, girl...

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Cats doing what they do best, judging you harshly for your life choices...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahaha, very funny

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nobody thinks this is funny, especially not that poor cat.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

They're junkies, one and all, addicted to the attention they were paid since that syphilitic orange weasel first announced in 2015. All that drama from the White House virtually disappeared on 01/21/2020 and they'll do anything to get it back.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Ha! I'm never getting arrested. The video game era passed me by and now I'm too old to learn. Get off my lawn!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Nobody lost any money."? Nobody except the taxpayers who lost funding from his tax fraud. That money he should have paid was for gov't services we all use.

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

This isn't joy. It's alarm.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I looked it up online and apparently the state forbids commercial catching of these delicious creatures. What a waste, especially since they are an invasive non-native species.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do y'all not (fish/harvest/catch/) 'em? That's just money left on the ground right there...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First they lure you in with the great new thing and the low low price, then whammo, you'll pay whatever they ask. Same business model as drug dealers, except totally legal, yeah!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, no. I front-loaded all my drinking into the first 1/2 century of my life. Drank my share of booze and probably some of yours and a few other people, too. Thanks for asking, though!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then it could be easily defeated by just throwing random crap at it until it ran out of ammo.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The true-life story behind this illustration is just too painful for it to be used as a joke. The way that guy died is my absolute nightmare scenario.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Omg, I went to a private high school in Louisiana in the 80s, and I was always so jealous of all the girls who had Mignon Faget jewelry...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got my first Walkman for my 16th birthday, but only because my mother skipped my bday that year to tour colleges for my sister. My stepdad, in true dude form, handed it to me in the shopping bag from the store where he bought it. Bless him for rescuing what could have been a completely awful day.

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Deep fried McDonald's apple pies - although at this point they'd probably charge like $5 each for them. Maybe it's better they're gone, I'd go broke.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Back at ya, man, and good on you for having the sense to quit when you did.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went through something similar with my mother. When i was young she was a liberal hippie, but Fox News converted her into an angry, conspiracy believing conservative. Had to step way back the last few years of her life, and when she died, I mostly felt relief, plus guilt that I didn't feel worse. Honestly, Fox killed my mother long before she died...

2 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0