I swear to God he did this to himself
Arthur (new kitten) and Francis (legacy kitten)
[Anticipation Increases]
sweet dreams, feline edition
the definition of irony
I saw it and couldn't un-see it.. so I spent many hours ensuring the same thing would happen to you.
Aww, look--the cone has focused her hatred and now she lives only for revenge! Adorable. (´ᆺ`ʃƪ)♡
I'm JUST trying to find a directional aerator for the kitchen sink
Please don't let this be a partisan issue.
This Amazon seller is clearly an Imgurian
If the situation was hopeless their propaganda would be unnecessary.
I live in CA and this was a major issue for me, so I had to meme it.
anarcho-communist postmodern art = low-IQ grifting
I am a normal IT professional.
Prime Day got people out here playing tricks in the thumbnails
"Smart" phone, my ass.
Is GoFundMe the the biggest "F--- you" to capitalism? Ask Butt McFart. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is my boy Francis (who is my cat) sharing his catnip banan with Jeffrey, a very nice girl with a broken ear (who isn't my cat)
this was a hilarious moment, so i decided to comemeorate it
partisanship is so yesterday
Benford's Law, elections, and you. OK maybe not YOU, but definitely the first two.
I was chosen by Google to ask a question.
Do NOT mail your mortgage payment to Donald Trump
we need more wholesome interactions
cleft in Twain
i let stray cats inside because raccoons/possums injure them don't @ me (unless nudes OBVIOUSLY)
when the discussion is derailed
I'm skeptical if the UC system could produce an Elon Musk at this point.
Francis gets a fused-toe footrubberoo
i don't get it
Don't judge me, I was just laid off
Sometimes I see how long I can reply in images
don't mind me, just adding to my reaction images
My gf's mom requests for TV shows/movies has increased with the pandorantine, but she always asks for things that have been remade or that share titles from newer shows, so I've learned to ask the right questions.
I think I just caused my cat to have an existential crisis.
i was just trying to look up information about catnip, man
I let this stray cat in to play with the catnip toy, I felt it would be cruel to keep them to myself
empty wrappers in otherwise full bowls of shared candy make me anxious
Amid growing concerns surrounding our COVID-19 quarantine, Francis slightly shifted position, hugged his leg and did a blep
for my own edification
the music made me do it
i'm trying to give accuracy why NASA is doing this to me
yo dawg i herd u liked browsers
Upgrading reality to meet my expectations.
Was it a prediction
I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING TAXES
24 hours to unfreeze my files?! That's nuts--it only takes a few minutes to bleach them.
Twitter is the only high profile social media platform openly tolerating/promoting racist imagery directed at individuals.
I had to call support after getting locked out of my account at work. Apparently my past self was annoyed by the security questions and answered everything "TESLA".
don't click if you're a girl--BOYS ONLY
when you're way too late to the duck meme scene
Periodic Francis Post
don't mind me, i just put way too much effort into my replies
it's like looking up a girl's skirt
thanks CLINT now i have to re-watch "Married... with Children"