monsted

4617 pts ยท February 8, 2012


If you're insulted by something people said on imgur, you probably just missed the joke.

And anyone can buy those tire boot things on ebay and put them on ICE vehicles.

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I was led to believe that that bird was, indeed, the word.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're describing the plot of Stephen King's "Gerald's Game" :)

1 year ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Beats calling him "Inmate Trump", but i hope we'll get there soon.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Make sure you donate to my legal defense fund!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if i just shipped a couple of pills to anyone who asked, from a country with no extradiction deals with the US? Fork these people living in the middle ages.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone who obviously didn't get psychiatric help in time.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have to admit, Edge is by far my favorite browser for downloading chrome.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you haven't met any finnish people.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fuck he did. Some old men decided to tell everyone this lie.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

You can't die alone. You have us.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recommend it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the model my brother wanted to buy when he was working on his pilot's license.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey miss cannon fodder, mind not parking your gas SUV in front of the electric car chargers?"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mr. Pudding, please add us to the list. We hate you as much as the rest of them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is a company allowed to hold on to the pension funds? In sensible countries, that gets paid out to third party pension providers.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a European: What the fuck has SCOTUS been smoking?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also, your leader hasn't given you any gloves and your, formerly, warm vehicle is out of gas.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can assure you that there are, right now, lots of people who wish they could just do their laundry, barely.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I doubt they even see you as anything other than expendable meat. Hate is much too strong a word.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or when they said it was unreasonable for Obama to nominate a supreme court justice in the last half year of his presidency?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We're saying no to russian gas!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only road signs needed are "Russia, this way".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sure hope they go on strike forever. I think we should make sure we fund them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's been legal here for ages.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have plenty of charity clothes shops in Denmark, where we also pay taxes to cover the important crap. Most of the charity goes abroad.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0