monkeymuffins

37192 pts · February 5, 2014


I traded a plate of cookies for my roommate's account. They were raisin, so whatever.

I've had some dick pics before. Most people here are nice and ask if I want to see before sending them. I mean, I almost always do! But sometimes I'm out in public and don't want to a dick showing up on my phone unexpectedly...

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, the Chinese company got forced to sell it on national security grounds a few years back. Which kind of makes you wonder...

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He and his daughter have never even met. She was born from an affair, and the mother didn't want him in their daughter's life.

10 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Imgur has always been a billboard for propaganda. We're just very okay with it when it's against states we don't like.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

Joe Biden's exact words here: "And I would make it very clear we were not going to, in fact, sell more weapons to them. We were going to, in fact, make them pay the price and make them, in fact, the pariah that they are."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sure, Biden said he'd end support for Saudi Arabia's war in Yemen... and then sold them billions of dollars of weapons to keep doing it. And what happened to making KSA a pariah state for assassinating Khashoggi? That got fist-bumped away pretty quickly.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I would guess they're fire blankets.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What difference does it make? Suppose a John Smith is on a list of Epstein's clients. The suggestion here is that US law allows for John to successful sue someone for truthfully saying that his name is on the list. That's crazy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This cannot possibly be how the law works in the US. I'm Australian, so I don't actually know, but how is a statement of fact overruled by what other people choose to infer from it? Secondly, if your opening sentence says Epstein "clearly" had non-paedophile clients, then how does that suggest that everyone on the list is a paedophile anyway?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

And thus English cuisine was born.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Beondegi? It's silkworm pupae!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna be honest... I don't love it. The batter is super sweet, and it feels more like eating an egg in a weird cake sandwich.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's one of my favourite Pokémon!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Her granddaughter is on the boat with her!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Those goals might be too ambitious. Maybe the US government could convince a third of the countries in South America to sell them half of the continent instead.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's probably not a great idea either...

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well, joining and "willing to join" are two different things...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah, I really want these back home in Australia! Do your worst, Sun. I won't be getting any vitamin D from you today.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where are the consequences for the US invading other countries or supporting genocidal regimes? Putin is a war criminal. Meanwhile, the US sanctions the International Criminal Court for investigating US war crimes. Where's the outcry on imgur for businesses to pull out the US like we did with Russia? When are we going to call American soldiers orcs instead of going around thanking them for their service? It's so normal for the US to go around killing brown people that nobody even cares anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's more like... if doing these things are bad, then why isn't it bad when the US does it? Because the US gets away with doing a looot of bad stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inner Mongolia was already considered too Chinese to be part of Mongolia when it became independent (i.e. a Soviet puppet state). Same with the British demarcating the former territories of the Tibetan Empire into Inner and Outer Tibet. And even if there were an appetite for Manchu independence, why would they draw borders based on Imperial Japanese lines?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

What an oddly competitive take on geography...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I welcome all boner pics, actually!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just little cerebrates for now.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, now I feel like I'm missing out...

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Irene has quicksword! Flora does windcutter.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the people vote for a genocidal maniac, it's really undemocratic to say they can't be represented by a genocidal maniac.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, then I'm not sure. But I'm not a white guy, and today's a Tuesday, so maybe you just need to wait a few more days.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1