monkeybone

403 pts ยท September 13, 2012


First, they have to remove the schleem

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Required to remain in uniform until 1700, the end of the duty day

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

That early morning, leg trembling stretch

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm enlisted through, being an officer is way better though, all you need is a bachelors

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also have a a B.A. in English and a minor in linguistics. You can be a cryptologic linguist, they're giving 30,000 in bonuses for that mos

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like it belongs on r/AccidentalWesAnderson

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is dark, and that is okay.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like you're throwing a flashbang

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it represents the duality of man

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Chocolate! They're selling chocolate!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Real monsters!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These really rustle my james's

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

The large seed serves to protect the guac during transport

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kind that wants job security

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like my dating profile

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, my name's Kevin, I has the dumb. Will accept cuddles.

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I wasn't logged in! Bones are all I had, now nothing.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't panic I know how to get out, I learned from Ms. Frizzle.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A party animal, amirite!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

no its not, those are only used for thin crust. you probably just work there.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That's right. We don't take too kindly to people who don't take too kindly.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Leslie Knope?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"You must realize the truth. There is no spoon.Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself." -Buddha boy

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It needs to be at least 3x's bigger.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you have a moment to talk about our log and savior.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now theres a bright idea.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why don't you fry and go to hell!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smartphones are getting paper thin these days

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0