moffit

39604 pts ยท August 26, 2011


Lurked for 4 years. Surfaced in Feb 2016. If you reply to me or my posts and you are not being an asshat, I upvote every single comment. If you ask an honest question and someone downvotes you just to be an asshat, I will vote you back up.

it's really stupid that it gets flagged as AI when the AI learned it from humans to begin with

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'm also going to really, really hope you meant facial scars

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got one the length of my pinkie right at the front of my hairline area from stitches when I was about 4, but luckily it always kinda blended in with how i part my hair

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never even knew about the eyebrow notch. I always figured it was a scar from an eyebrow piercing the body rejected.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what I started to think, but then the aide(?) said, "I'll give it to her."

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I know he served," Served what? Last I checked, he was a draft dodger.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh this is going on the DIY list

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was told it's because the shooter went to college. That he was a good, god-fearing republican from a good family, until he went to college and the liberals got to him. That it happens at all colleges, and even happened to x's kid. Blah blah blah.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eheheheh... Jasmne, without the i

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

my favorite is when we were getting out of the car and I was telling my grandma she'd left her cup on the roof so she didn't forget to grab it. she stared at me a second then goes, "my dick on the roof?"
I just said, "Yes" and let her figure it out from there, she was in stitches when she realized.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I saw a similar comment from former military about viewing those with the Mexican flag up as the "other", and to instead only fly the American flag because it would feed into the brainwashing (Don't let the flag touch the ground, etc) and make them question why they were being ordered to go against people flying their own flag.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

i used to get in trouble for doing this when i was getting tired from running the danged mile around the football field

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh no... when i had a slow-healing tonsillectomy i forgot soup existed and was living off runny oatmeal... we both could have used an immersion blender

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i worked there a decade and refused to go into management. frustrated them to all hell that i pointed out 50 cents more wasn't worth the stress, and knew my anxiety couldn't handle it.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i got the first spot for a tonsillectomy and was assured the doc had had plenty of coffee. he still managed to cauterize parts of my cheek, tongue, and i'm surprised i still have a uvula. it took me weeks to recover.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

pretty sure you can report each thing for fraud to the ftc

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

likely just grabbed from somewhere where the teenyboppers get cutthroat with each other over content warnings

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

bless you for this

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hold up, when did this happen and are there pictures? video? my heart needs to see something like this.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

except it didn't come off in the bath. if it was from fleas, it would have.

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

i tried this when a truck had theirs on. turns out they did not have theirs on. because then they DID turn them on in some reverse-retaliation move and suddenly my eyeballs were on the sun.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

don't really have to sneak a cat in if you own one... that fur and dander get on everything. i recently ordered some shedding shampoo for one of my cats in an attempt to help the problem

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

thanks!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's this from?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i'm glad someone got the reference!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find myself fascinated for some reason.....

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

honestly i'd skip it. it'll just turn into the place the kids go when they're older and hormones strike.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

neener neener he's ours now

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

LOL sorry. honestly tho most of the good feeling isn't from having someone hammering the cervix, it's from pleasing the nerves at the opposite end. unless someone's got a 2-inch wonder that can't even reach the goods without creative angling (speaking from experience), i'd wager most guys are doing better than they think

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0