mobilekeptcrashing

1647 pts · April 14, 2018


I only made this profile because the mobile site kept crashing, and I needed an account to use the app

Do you regularly bum weed? Wait I realize you can bum like borrow/take weed offered to you, not just stick it up your butt. Sorry, I’m high

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Grateful Dead - dark star. Especially once from 1969

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife and I were calling our kid “the gremlin” while he was in utero. We weren’t good looking babies. But our son is legitimately gorgeous

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A good ol’ two-fer

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#24 claims to be gender-neutral, then the first one uses “bastards”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy crap I haven’t thought about Caesar III in like 20+ years

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gottem!

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Give that man the $10,000

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My dad has that game, and would always mention how hard it was any time I played a fantasy rpg computer game

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What movie?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who else tried to hit the unmute button in the bottom right?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Crusader Kings 2. A kingdom management sim where you play a lineage of rulers in medieval Europe/Asia/North Africa. CK3 came out 2 years ago

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hot hot hot hot hot hot

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My dad has a drawer full of Dead tapes that he recorded/bought/traded, and I can stream soundboards of most shows whenever from any era

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They said “single dad”

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Give that man the $10,000

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inside a pool of magma. Or in front of a target at a gun range

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hebrew is written and read right to left, whereas English and many other languages are left to right

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You must be a master thief!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Freedom

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jamaican giggle weed

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, another app user

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Ah thanks! I’m a mid-millennial, so my parents had those speakers connected to the computer, but the phone was on the other side of office

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My Italian wife and I ate there in Venice, as we at least knew the food we were getting (instead of reheated stouffers lasagna for $40)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t get it. What am I missing?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if you have good weee, you really don’t need the book

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell that to any multiplayer game. My squad needs me!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

There’s a manufacturer coupon on their website. It might lower the price even with insurance. I pay $30

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was hoping this post would have an update on his status. I guess I shouldn’t get my news where I get my memes

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

. Sorry I don’t have a recommendation, just also curious

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0