mltex

227163 pts ยท March 30, 2013


How I imagine my dog reacts when listening to my commands

Points 25
Comments 6
Views 680

MFW a lecturer is asking questions and makes eye contact with me

Points 16
Comments 5
Views 366

MRW I'm cooking dinner for my SO tonight for Valentine's Day

Points 77
Comments 8
Views 31588762

After 10 weeks of weight training, I was able to deadlift 100kg today. Afterwards, it went like this.

Points 32
Comments 27
Views 5047

Does this happen to anyone else? You submit an image but you can't see your post in user-sub?

Points 6
Comments 7
Views 975

So this post I made last year was uploaded again today

Points 7362
Comments 217
Views 392670

I work in a Thai restaurant. MRW when the manager pronounces "prawn cracker" as "porn cacker"

Points 18
Comments 7
Views 2470

Spotted this person whilst driving in Sydney today. I strongly suspect this person browses imgur and if so, that is some serious dedication! Sorry (but I'm not sorry) for stalking you.

Points 4071
Comments 264
Views 9692

How people in user sub react whenever porn is submitted to the gallery

Points 23
Comments 78
Views 4631

Today I found out that my 14 year brother browses imgur ALL the time. MRW he told me that he's seen some nasty shit in user sub and doesn't like it very much.

Points 47
Comments 8
Views 354

I'm too afraid to make this

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 41

If shopping centres didn't throw Christmas songs and deals in my face since October, then I wouldn't be acting like this once Christmas came around

Points 16
Comments 7
Views 8650

MRW I joined imgur

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 138

Can't think of a great Javert idea, so I'm just going to try and strop browing imgur for a couple days until this whole thing blows over

Points 18
Comments 3
Views 443

MRW my browser takes me to Bing search instead of Google

Points 178
Comments 13
Views 803

That feeling you get when you log into imgur for the first time that day

Points 31
Comments 2
Views 68143

Trying to eat food after Christmas

Points 29
Comments 4
Views 2115

That feeling when you manage to sneak food into the cinemas

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 8846

Passed this year of university. I am now a certified imgur lawyer, engineer, scientist, catologist, doctor & knife expert.

Points 14
Comments 17
Views 370

The Best Little Marriage

Points 38
Comments 7
Views 1713

We take this seriously in Australia, because parents actually need to sleep on Christmas Eve.

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 8

The thing people hate most!

Points 4
Comments 8
Views 45

The exact moment when I realise just how bad my fart smells

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 318

A quote from Dan Quayle, former Vice President of America.

Points 13
Comments 18
Views 5138

MRW there is just enough peanut butter left in the jar to cover one full piece of toast

Points 14
Comments 8
Views 389

How to break imgur, again!

Points 5722
Comments 237
Views 25851

To my friend who I introduced to imgur and has been lurking for over a year and still doesn't know my username, just sign up. Please.

Points 79
Comments 29
Views 2933

Just had the fattest binge of my life. After exams finished I watched Breaking Bad in 13 days and got up to date with The Walking Dead in 9 days.

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 205

It's 1.20am in Australia and EVERYBODY on imgur at this time appears to be extremely kind and nice.

Points 32
Comments 15
Views 177

What user sub wore on it's first date with the front page

Points 32
Comments 4
Views 145

The day after having taco bell for lunch and curry for dinner

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 701

Eye before E except after C

Points -1
Comments 4
Views 346

My ships reaction after I built it inside a glass bottle with a tiny opening

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 235

MRW someone tells me that they fucking hate Buzzfeed

Points 14
Comments 8
Views 9678

When someone in public asks if you browse imgur

Points 39
Comments 8
Views 45

MRW my family tells me that I should "stop browsing imgur so much"

Points 39
Comments 6
Views 506

MRW I'm trying to play it cool in my first ever engineering lecture

Points 34
Comments 17
Views 1112

Imgur, I'd like you to meet the most selfless and kind person that exists in this world- ThomasMcMullin

Points 47
Comments 22
Views 70

The motherfucking Grunwerg Butter Knife, seeing as we are talking about knifes recently.

Points 13
Comments 8
Views 2096

MRW when I had to use the cardboard portion of a toilet roll because I didn't check to see if there was any toilet paper before I jumped on the shitter.

Points 24
Comments 16
Views 2913

A step by step guide on how to make it to the front page

Points 42
Comments 13
Views 710

The sprinklers have been turned on at my neighbours residence. I will update you once I've finished masturbating.

Points 40
Comments 10
Views 458

When somebody, somehow, makes it out of usersub

Points 46
Comments 5
Views 515

MRW I'm fighting with someone on imgur in the comments section

Points 22
Comments 14
Views 10355

When your siblings dob you in to your parents

Points 23
Comments 25
Views 214

This is for you, Sarah.

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 56

Someone who's good at photoshop, start making some more 'Where's Javert?' for more quality imgur entertainment.

Points 7
Comments 8
Views 38

Popular Opinion Polar Bear

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 1021

G'day imgur! I like... fish and postcards with glitter. We should hang out sometime this year!

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 118

Just ate an absolute dickload of biscuits with my cup of tea and now I feel horrible

Points 40
Comments 17
Views 479

Combing gifs is my new hobby

Points 26
Comments 2
Views 64

My dicks reaction when it gets stuck in a transparent (clear) fleshlight.

Points 25
Comments 5
Views 1857

MRW I'm stuffing my face with food, but see a potential mate and need to let them know I'm interested

Points 52
Comments 7
Views 364

MRW I can't believe how quickly newest first posts are entering the most viral section, only to figure out that it's just user sub

Points 38
Comments 6
Views 542
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