mkitty760

9436 pts ยท September 5, 2017


I've always loved how they made "scream" a two-syllable word. Scree-um. Perfect.

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I prefer the crooked stitches and the not-quite-square shape. That's what makes it personal.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Flex tape.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate people that point out staged scenarios, but this has to be staged. Nobody is that sexy when they sleep.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

That was my thought. His mind was probably changed for him.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is obviously turtle.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This was my first thought. No longer POTUS, his usefulness will be gone.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Contact state representatives" But I live in Florida. Gov. Ron DeSantis' sole life ambition is to suckle from Trump's teat.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And sweat and dirty socks and feet

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In 19th century France, it was always Take Your Dog to Work Day.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Nice job @OP!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doh! You got me. Angry upvote.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearasil Adult. Amazing stuff. Or a dab of toothpaste (not gel) on it overnight. It'll be gone by morning.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

B vitamins.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The simplest answer. I like it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ryan already knows, and he's very sorry for introducing Rick to 2020. This was definitely not the plan.

5 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

What a dickhead!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joshua uploaded it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and chicken nuggets.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hot water heater on the fritz?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You know what happened.

5 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 2

Well, the people who chewed you up do not deserve to call themselves True Imgurians.

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Riots are something you can physically see. They have faces. The flu virus is microscopic, you can't karate-chop it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 get Karen to move along. You can hear the eye-rolling in his voice when he's talking to her.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1/2 Sometimes we have make small concessions to make bigger strides. The end goal was to let this guy exercise his freedom of speech, and

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quality dump, @op.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

He's Kevin.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Awesome! On a side note, I don't understand people who downvote curiosity...

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3