mitel

129 pts ยท March 27, 2015


i'm gay :D

He probably set it so that the lane intersected, and timed it perfectly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I'm correct it was the ONLY Lexus sedan that year. I'm pretty sure it was the first car under the brand.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When everything works fine, they wonder why they pay you. When everything is broken and needs your fixing, they wonder why they pay you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the IT problem.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woah, Really??

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Funny enough I say that too, and I'm Louisiana born Seattle grown. I wonder if that's the problem

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It seems like it would work OK. It's got an even number so they'll all turn.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imagine a 25 ton bell being rung by the effort of an entire town pooled together and you're pretty close.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who are you to judge her motives? You have no idea what caused her to pick up that gun, so you can just shut the fuck up until you know.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Murican here, there's no wall being constructed right now- designs were only submitted a month ago!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm confused... Wasn't that a joke?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Telling that you decided to turn the rending of a family into yet another worthless jab at an irrelevant politician. Shit the fuck off.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Word smart, but dumb overall- a deadly combination

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You said "bigger mistake" but...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was more like the coffee was way hotter than it should be and caused severe burns that it didn't need to. Still is that hot though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or the Ballad of Edgardo.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The passive aggressive, teriyaki scented taint.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's less like the asshole and more like the taint.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So when you tried to move forward you'd wrap yourself around the nearest light like?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The question is not whether we can, it's for how long we'd have to

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who pissed in your patty?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nein! Mein Shachtellaufwerk tracks...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much of that is on drug offenses. Blame "tough on crime" lawmaking and mandatory minimums.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean you basically are 2/3rds of the comments here so it's unsurprising that someone would dismiss you as a moron.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Is it dumb because you think that underrepresents homeless women or overrepresents them?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Then you had a shit gravy. It's not much different than any other cream gravy in construction.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The worst part about your being downvoted is that you're not even wrong. The Constitution says jack shit about where you assemble.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 14

I wish I knew. It hurts me inside to think about it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck dude it's worse because she eats cake donuts. CAKE DONUTS.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sister does it. It drives me fucking bonkers. So much wasted donut.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0