missingteef

0 pts ยท January 14, 2014


damned if you do, damned if you dont. Still not out of the question for me thou

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i never said anything about killing innocent, dont know where that came from.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

American taxpayers should not have to contribute to this mans time in prison. Has capital punishment become a thing of the past?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Why did i think he was about to put cheese in the beer?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll be talking on the phone, and out of nowhere i snap back to reality and realize my hands are in my pants. Not even sexual, just bored

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is actually really fucking creepy seeing a bear sneak around like a human

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worse is the assholes who steal your whole wallet and ID with it. Take my card, money, gift cards,just PLEASE DONT MAKE ME DEAL WITH THE DMV

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah Facebook, finally a diary where kids and adults alike can bitch about things no one else wants to hear about.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anyone has legit hooked up with someone using any of these emojis, you deserve a crown cuz who tf actually makes this facial expression??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will always upvote someone who has the courage to admit the past and the motivation to fix the present. #SoberClub #Drugsrrbadmkkay

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive been staring at #19 for so long i dont even know what depth perception is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I, too, only wake up in multiples eh 0. Its my favorite time cuz im always effing awake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say hide it up your ass but someone is bound to pull it out of theres sooner or later

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, robots heat sealing nose candy into baggies? lemme just uhhh...update my resume real quick

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

unfortunately amphets like cocaine produce the opposite result. Hooray for shy turtle syndrome :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

make that 2 inch deep claw marks then, oh well its worth the love :3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shhhusshh thats how i make money for rent

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This may make it worth the inch deep claw marks, i shall give Kahlua and Daisy a hug tonight. Those assholes deserve to be squeezed <3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i always got so pissed as a kid not knowing what the deal was with Edd's beanie. WHAT IS HE HIDING!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm so mad, no ps4 :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its so much funnier with sound, you HAVE to hear him crying like a baby

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0