mimetically

5407 pts ยท May 2, 2015


Uh, except period blood isn't for the fetus, it's from the uterine lining.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How is this shit in Most Viral?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Props dude! I just turned 25 and started my first relationship a few months ago. It's a good feeling.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ouch. That one was a little close to home.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Awesome! You guys (and Harebrained Schemes/Obsidian/Larian) have been killing it lately. Thanks for continuing to make these kind of games!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A political cartoonist not label EVERYTHING? Not possible.

10 years ago | Likes 992 Dislikes 6

I remember when this line used to be about Wiz Khalifa.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It isn't if you remove the trailing )

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wasn't paying attention and thought it was a Surface with Win 8.

10 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

Using bitches to get bitches.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

He may not be drunk. The thing he's on is public exercise equipment, not playground stuff. It's a thing in China.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm enjoying it.

10 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 0

+1 for Lucky Number Slevin. My favorite movie of all time. Not the best, but my favorite.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

M'alcoholism

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

So... it's a cat.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Not really.

10 years ago | Likes 2062 Dislikes 71

I don't see Kendrick under it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

also, warning: loud.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehh, there's some overlap.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I don't think you get kids from butt stuff, generally.

10 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 3

That's a very wide base, for uh... what you thought it was.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

The rule isn't just "you can't use phones", you're not even allowed to have them inside. They do a metal detector search on everyone.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Or, I renamed my wifi network for internet points.

10 years ago | Likes 1258 Dislikes 25

Jurassic Park III: Park Builder for the Game Boy Advance was basically the first part of this. Did anyone else play that?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

holy shit

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I preordered mine for the PC on Amazon an hour or two after the keynote speech. I think they sold out pretty quick.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I would probably kill someone if I had to drive that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Except when they blame the wrong person for the Boston Marathon bombing.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Every song is Sandstorm by Darude.

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