Find this box in the freezer section of your local grocery
all the pepperonis and cheese will look up and shout, "save us," and i'll look down and say, "no"
When You Remember Baby Not-Yoda is 50
Alolan Musk
Whomst amongst us?
bing translates English to... Yahoo! comments?
Still no love? (Spoilerish)
A Prayer for Late Sleepers
Happy Valentines Day!
Crack Open a Cold One w/ Early Miocene Boys
Midsommar spoilers but no context
Take it easy with the soup
. . h̴̨̠̼͓͖̗͕͔͗̀̓̀͒͊̋̇̂̾ą̖̮̯̱̣̝͈̿̆̚̕̚͜p̷̤͔̱̹̲̱̈́͆̊̚͡͞p̸̫̺̳̬̳͚̹͖̅͑͋̐̃̂͛͗̕͜͞y̻͙̘̗͚̰͗͌̓̄̑͊͂̅͘͢͟͝ h̜͉̰͇͓͕̤͓̹̻̍̅͊̐̃͊̆͌̚o̷͔̬͉̖̣͆̔̾͒̀͆͒̚ļ̴̛͈̬̝̭͕̃̇̓̑̉̇͘i̹̣̻̼̟͕̐̀̎̐̔ͅd̴̢̪͎̻̱̺̗̦̽͋͆̈̏̉͞a̧͓̦̫̘̾͗̅̂̐̿ͅẙ̷̺̪̬̣͓̖̫̑͒̌̌̒͗̾̃͠s͍̭̣͍̯̝͈͂̽͋̏̆́̚͜ . .
That coworker that takes a lot of walks
Global climate change: running its course, ruff, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
Commitment level: WE HAVEN'T EVEN COMMUNICATED YET
Trying to keep up with my celeb gossip
Phrasing
You're not even trying, China.