millenniumf

13848 pts ยท February 7, 2014


I bet if you text "POTUS" to 45470 it'll sound like the Fact Sphere from Portal.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So if I want to insult Trump in a way that matters, spit on his shoes. Got it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Nazi got off light. If I'd have been there, I'd have beat his ass and tossed him overboard.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You didn't have to tell me, I read it in his voice automatically.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't give them that much credit for intelligence. It's opportunism.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're going to choose something from that play to sing as a solo, choose Valjean's Soliloquy. Or Master of the House if you're feeling comedic.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I deal with it by focusing on work and leisure as much as I can, attending as many protests as I can, firing off as many emails and phone calls to politicians as I can, and voting when the occasion strikes. I'm not burying my head in the sand, just controlling the stress and de-stressing through what actions I'm able to take.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminder that this is the rhetoric that was used to justify gassing Jews, which is incredibly ironic.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So basically, if I want to get away with crime in Gotham, I just need to figure out Bruce's bedtime.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you equally don't know that it's fake. The veracity of the post is completely unknown, so if people want to believe it, let em. Raining on people's parade over liking something on the assumption this means they swallow it is disingenuous and asinine.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Can't we just take a big pickup and start running them over till they get the message?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I'd vote for a slightly moldy turnip with a rotten parsnip for a running mate over Trump.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only skin that hasn't been damaged and still has healthy telomeres in its DNA can replace lost cells. As you age you accumulate damage that interferes with proper cell replication and part of that is damage done by improper skincare. If you use bad products on your skin, it can definitely have lasting impact that affects your skin till you die.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but it's hard to live well from beyond the grave and bullies have only gotten better since Lady Gaga at driving schoolmates to suicide, especially trans kids.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome collection! Are you also going to collect TOS mission patches?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#14 Just watch anything put out by The Atheist Experience to see how true this is.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 Basically Finnster in a nutshell.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So when are we going to get open-source printing figured out?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think anyone who votes against a minimum wage increase ought to be forced to live on minimum wage for six months.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love George Carlin, but when people start to not care about what goes on in this country, that's when rights get taken away.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 When you buy ET from Temu.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we take a moment to appreciate that this stupid motherfucker wore a mask to protect his identity and then took it off to pose for a selfie that he then posted to the internet?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was promised a photo, and I get a photo AND a video? You're awesome and so is your dog!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0