COVID COVID COVID BLAH BLAH BLAH
I mean, seriously
Me during the quarantine
When I'm in the mood for some homoerotic mouth stuff...
Not another 4 years. Don’t forget to register to vote!
Gotta love me some Lawrence KS PD sarcasm
The patient's response when I say we need to collect a urine specimen
MRW I'm losing the argument with my SO
Did you?
Star what, actor who?
He's back!
Easily the best PD Twitter
Every time
Toilet humor at it's finest
MFW I see all the 29th posts and it's only the 28th
When you are a dude who just got out of a hot shower
Only Breaking Bad and Malcom in the Middle fans can completely appreciate the dichotomy here
Religious title
MRW my dog starts growling at the old, friendly neighborhood cat
May be the best, but it's not the most interesting way
A festivus for the rest of us
I work in an Emergency Room and I think we have the best departmental updates
As 2018 approaches, all I can think of is the threat level, baby
Suck it, winter
Life is an orange
The Onion knows about Mother's Day
Fire sauce in the pantaloons
Yes, I am the Messiah... Now, Fuck off!
Finally, an excuse!
The real reason for the season
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can ??? wish me luck, friends!
When you finally have the house to yourself...
MRW I'm in an argument and I refuse to admit when I'm wrong