mieper3

16529 pts · September 2, 2017


OMG did Spider-man REALLY just wrote Spiderman on the blackboard WITHOUT the hyphen?!?

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think if you had included that link in your post from the start, you'd have gotten more upvotes and less comments like this.
(just a bit of friendly construcive criticism )

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Correction: The only man he likes. We all know he likes his daughter alot.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*A lot of Americans is 0 % cheese

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I think you asked the wrong person and its really @op who ought to explain what they think missionary is

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nooo thats cheating!
If someone asks you what YOU specificly think a thing is, you cannot look it up until after.
You first have to, like, make a drawing or something.

Sorry but that's the rules i didnt make them

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just a little battle though.
As a treat

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Indeed, but also: Even if it costs usa alot more per missile - interceptor exchange, that might not matter if iran doesn't have the capital to keep up.

Like, if two people play monopoly and p1 loses an avg of 1.000$ per round around the board and p2 loses 5.000$ per round, p1 will still lose if he owns a mere 4.000$ and p2 sits on 990.000$

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm no expert but i became suspicious when he first writes that the interceptors cost between 500.000 and 4mil, and then next tweet they cost between 12 and 15mil?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea, I'm no poop expert, but my gut tells me Americans should theoretically be capable of growing crops WITHOUT daily trade ships coming in from the middle East?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does, but only if you insist on using the same "wake up at 7 and go to bed at 10" routine for every day of the year.

In your analogy, it would be like the blanket grows and shrinks throughout the year, but the man autisticly refuses to shift the blanket up or down and thus has cold feet but surplus blanket across his face

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same! And Tazmanian Devils too!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes the laughing is less from the joke and more from the people you're with and the atmosphere you're in

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well, TBH, It's not like I was trying to make a funny joke and farm upvotes, I kinda expected the downvotes.

What I tried to do is add a little bit of counterweight to the echo chamber.

(To be clear, which is that memes like #45 overemphasize the horror of 9/11 quite a bit.Yes 3.000 people died and that's horrible. But not so horrible that 25 years later a child cannot write his/her birthdate in a happy drawing without "surprising" people. Look at the gaza death toll and get some perspective)

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ah yes, the wild surprise realisation that ... "checks notes" ... some kids are born on sept 11?

Or was it more the careless audacity of that child to write his/her birthdate in a happy drawing?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

Today I learned the word microslop, I love it!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nobody thinks that.
It's just that we can't expect that guy to run for president AND install friends and every major corporation AND every relevant congress AND combine all that to permanently replace the orphan crushing machine, by himself.

And you know how the old saying goes, " replace the orphan crushing machine if you can, or sabotage it to make it easier to replace if you cannot."

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No one is immune to propaganda, and the more you hear it, the more effective it becomes.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every rule has an exception. Dolly parton is the exception.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

wow, it almost sounds like if employers treat their employees crappy, the employees are gonna treat their employers crappier in response, who then treat their employees even crappier 🤔

If only we could just, ... idunno, ... Treat each other with mutual respect or something i guess

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They tried, but the artist never managed to finish the job. Because he kept imagining GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS!

3 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Not on the chart so we can't tell

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I understand.
BUT
I just want to mention you could also try applying at the M&M factory, assuming you're willing to work for less than the color-sorting-machine

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah yes the age old dilemma, "to /s or to not /s, that's the question"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This checks out, the secret why true Italian pasta sauce always tastes better than others must be that they sneak in a little of their blood

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's probably reversed

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Not sure which is worse, this or when after that extra big school shooting event, all those politicians started wearing AR-15 pins

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea but I'm sure they made their DOW of the time reach over 50.000

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's really awesome!
But my wargamer-brain is like, whats the point if the next step is not to roll some dice and have all those little dudes shoot and hack each other to pieces XD

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0