mickytease

16541 pts · June 14, 2012


General malcontent

Who came up with the idea to put milk in a bag???

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bag… of moo?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really. There are a multitude of talented people who you never heard of. The internet doesn’t ensure the best rise to the top

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man I love water dogs

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t think it’s saying what you think it’s saying.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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Also, my mum stayed with a man who was physically & mentally abusive for over 30 years. She regretted so much of it. You’ll gain perspective

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Small consolation maybe, but if he put his hands around your neck & strangled you there is a huge chance he would have eventually killed you

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You’ve got your hypothesis now I want to see the data!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A suspicious man would say this was his plan all along...

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

GTA is leaking into the matrix

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So strokes are part of ageing?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do people use distorted lenses to make it look more extreme? Like you’re at the top of a tall ass mountain. You don’t have to hype it

5 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

Like, I could do that but I don’t want to

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And breathing is the cause of it all. We’re slowly burning to death

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The incident of stroke rapidly increases with age. You’re about 30 times more likely to have a stroke at 70 than you are at 30

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The incidence of stroke rapidly increases with age doubling for each decade after 55. 35-45, 30-120 per 100,000. 65-75, 650-1000 per 100,000

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fkn red delicious! My man

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They would talk about if asked. Try 2 take it constructively, and don’t worry about it too much. Everyone pisses off someone else sometime

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know it’s hard to understand but just because they said this doesn’t mean that they don’t like you. You may have many great traits that

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The upper end is peak brightness

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the person who deleted their comment, he was convicted of attempted rape, which means he is a rapist. Don’t argue fucking semantics

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Yes he is

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not many convicted rapists getting $12/hour jobs after being released from jail.

5 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 5

He’s not pulling his punches. He has no idea how to throw a punch. His arms are fully extended.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7