mg79

9604 pts ยท November 21, 2011


*butt*

It's the air bag deploying. You can see how the suit inflates around his shoulders and upper arms as well.

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cats would see that and go "Awesome, stuff to knock over!" and cannonball themselves into it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Milk doesn't freeze well, but if you need to store it you can buy UHT treated milk which will last 4-6 months even without refridgeration.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a classic march composed to celebrate end of the Franco-Prussian war in 1871. It shouldn't be associated with nazi Germany.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You joke but I promise you could put this on amazon and it would sell.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One low-gain ear, one high-gain ear.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I argue that money won't solve all problems - but a lack of money will certainly cause a lot of them.

7 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 2

I like how every mythology has its own version of the god who fucked everyone and everything.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

"Would you like your pizza in four or eight slices?" "Four please, I could never eat eight slices."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the tumblr screenshots because it lets me enjoy the few funny bits of tumblr without having to use tumblr.

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

They made a critical mistake. The water goes on the outside of the canoe.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always thought it's because you get two ad spots (and thus more money if people watch it all) for a video that's over a certain length.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's so nice of the cat to lend his boat. (He just doesn't know he did yet.)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's how I always wanted my mountainside buildings to look, instead they look like a cave with a tumor.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to the energy-equivalent impact of building, maintaining and running a coal or oil fueled power plant.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Absolute bullshit. Sure there's an investment cost, but the total environmental impact of PEVs is still a single digit fraction compared 1/

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Forging a meteorite sounds cool but it's a garbage material. You can just buy the same iron/nickel ratio steel and save yourself the hassle.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's not in pain, he's just faking for sympathy, and when he doesn't get it he stops wailing instantly.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Fortunately there are breeders who tell the kennel clubs to fuck off and work to restore the german shepherd to a healthy working dog.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Economics

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had my hopes up because that would have been hilarious. Bastard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Although I messed up the order in the previous post, 53 would be "three and two and a half times twenty".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Halvtreds (50) is short for halvtredsindstyve or "half three times twenty". "half three" being an archaic way of saying two and a half.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Denmark: Two and a half times twenty and three!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Airsoft. You're not to to shoot full auto indoors cause you're just causing ricochets all over. This guy's just really quick on the trigger.

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