mentoman

1021 pts ยท March 25, 2014


I'm smarmy and swarthy. That is all.

No, just a pile.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*shifty judging glare*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thieving fe

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Well they did launch a Little Debbie RPG at me.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's the grubbiest Grubber.

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I'm surprised you were able to stop freaking out long enough to type this. I would still been running and trying to set myself on fire.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Agreed, we just had to do this for our 20 year old cat. We only wanted them to be happy and comfortable...there is no easy choice.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry you married an avocado. Better luck next time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is an assault post using my assault keyboard sitting in an assault chair.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Danny, age 35

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude in black: "You know it's not plugged in..." Dude in red: "Uh huh, just roll with it"

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RIP Tom

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Freaky would be masturbating into the coffee.

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2/2 helps if I rub my nipples first in front of the captain

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We buy ours from a cow in a trench coat.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2 sentient and they need to bring in John Connor to clean the wall.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I died

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is why Trump resorts to name calling and talking in circles...and buying LOTS of hats. The denominator is a potato.

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rk plugs.

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Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell, but I'd still put a steak on it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, that was in Detroit last week.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More meat!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give this man a hand

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pfft, the east siders from Here are scrubs. WEST SIIIIIIIIEEEEDDDDUH

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My ads don't smell any more!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's only for SPEEEEED

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tony

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A stain on the fabric of humanity

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