I was 24 when I learned pony isn’t a word for adolescent horses, and get this shit to front page and i’ll deepthroat a banana and post it or or some other dumb shit.
I was 24 when I learned pony isn’t a word for adolescent horses, and get this shit to front page and i’ll deepthroat a banana and post it or or some other dumb shit.
"I do butt stuff seriously put things inside my asshole" for those that didn't figure it out
This is why some transwomen keep their penises. Because when that willy goes, woooooah boy. Woah boy.
Of polar bears, triathlons or bicycles? Because for me it's all of the above
Ah yes, the moral of the story of the final solution. If some did whatever it took to survive an extermination. /s
"the wine... it speaks to me."
i'm pretty sure they sell lube as well...
They have warmer tits
Don’t let your memes be dreams order pizza baby
Unless they got drugged by themselves. That wouldve been a true heckin bamboozlin
It’s only weird if you make it weird
They’re blue and they’re viagra
Her name is misscarriejune by the way. U know, for research
My brother in christ it's been 5 years. Move on
Don’t tell me who to blame your not my real dad
Norwegian AND swedish. Not like those pesky danes… ”skøl” or whatever the fuck thay say. And don’t get me started on finns…
you're supposed to ask "what's bofadeez?" and i'm supposed to say bofadeez nuts. It's... it's not as fun when you have to explain it :(
Oh so hes not going to need bofadeez?
My point was a lot of people seem to claim bodybuilders can’t lift for shit. I just tried to nuance it.
I mean... Most bodybuilders are still strong as hell though compared to the average joe. Not just _as_ strong as strongmen.
american cuts are boxier. they're made for mass production, so straighter lines makes them roomier.
but does he have phd?!?!?!?!?!
my guess it thinks the splashy splash is fun
you just know he will go and visit often.