memesis

52909 pts · March 22, 2013


The joke in Final Fantasy XIV is that when you hear "With Hearts Aligned" on the soundtrack, it means the boss has hit the player character's enrage timer

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Go big or go home

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The Penisaurus from "Flesh Gordon"

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Personal religious convictions are great, but enforcing behavior because of those convictions isn't. To put it another way, it's fine if you want to wear a veil, it's not fucking fine to throw acid in the face of someone who chooses to take hers off.

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It doesn't matter how appealing the theory is, if it disagrees with experiment it's wrong -- Richard Feynman

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It's not the specifics of their nonsensical moralizing that's the point with them, they just like being able to tell others what to do

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The guideline is half your age plus the other half of your age. Not every legal relationship is ethical (and vice versa)

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Puff puff passed AP physics

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#1 as someone who used to work backline at restaurants, I would kill a man for any of my servers however attractive they are or are not. The job is thankless and exhausting and they have to smile through every part of it, they deserve to be cared for

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#1 I can get behind this interpretation. Nazis are evil, but my god they are also so mind-numbingly BORING about everything. And if there's one thing I'm sure Joker can't stand, it's boring people.

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This too SHALL NOT PASS!

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Flat Earth Dave has an app to sell, he can’t let facts get in the way of that

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There's a flat earth "debate" show run by a dude named Nathan Oakley, who repeatedly claimed you can't go to Antarctica because military illuminati bullshit. A mixed real-science/flerf group (The Final Experiment) went there. MCToon live streamed himself calling Oakley's show from the place Oakley said nobody could go. Priceless.

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"Empathy is a sin" is something fascists say. If someone doesn't want me to care about the life and dignity of other human beings, I'll ask do they want me to start with them.

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“Bad guy does good thing” can still be good news, I’m celebrating that

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In a bar in Texas

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If she’s happy with herself, good enough!

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"Define a woman" is a troll question anyway. Nobody asking it wants to do anything but attack trans people. The right response is "no matter what definition we come up with, why should real people feel obliged to live only inside those definitions?"
Why should people live in the boxes prepared for them by the bigots?

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It's not a full English breakfast unless it takes things from surrounding plates

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It's sadly true. The capsule summary of Midway is "due to stunning American incompetence in scheduling their air missions, the US won a great naval victory against the Japanese Kido Butai"

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"Go home to your country." "Only if I get to take along what's mine."

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Image is from Six-String Samurai and it absolutely needs to be watched

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Stew smells great. Who's in it?

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He’s black, get over it

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