memeseeks

49232 pts ยท October 20, 2015


Our only hope is that the rapture really happens on Christmas and they all end up in hell.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 I have no idea why the world is sucking him off. Can someone explain it to me?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once took six shots of tequila in a row and had 5 margaritas. I don't know how I survived.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Who takes their laptop to bed anymore? Take your phone like a regular person.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or Obama. I think they even tried to blame Clinton a couple of times.

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well, who saw this coming?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh-Oh. Don't let that orange shit stain find about that. He'll send the national guard.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would have much preferred to live in middle earth than Florida.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I've come to the point that if you support that Nazi pedophile you're just as bad.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 After living there, I can attest to the truth of this statement.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They should. But will they?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So old Hitler is taking another world tour?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, that's my neck of the woods. I'll definitely check him out.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, homie. We all feel that way sometimes but we're all here if you need to talk.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Umm... Fuck Israel.

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Hey. Just like people.

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

We sure are

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fathers were primarily who I was talking to but it never helps for a mom to check in with their sons either.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also teach your sons better. Check in on them every once in a while. Make sure they are not getting red pilled and/or Nazified.

8 months ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 3

Wait. I thought they were the party against diddling little kid? The whole world is upside down.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what? Fuck it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to show off my shredded body to do of imgur and tag you.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man she is gorgeous. You'll see her again. She'll be greeting you on the rainbow bridge some day.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know this is old but damn this makes me happy.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No but I have lots of body hair I can glitter.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't have hair but I can dye my beard. Red.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0