It finally happened! I'm so happy!
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10am New Year's Day, having walked 5 miles home drunk, slept 3 hours, walked 2 miles to the park, for a 3 mile run.
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33
It's spider season in the UK. I heard this guy climbing the shower curtain. HEARD.
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63
How me and my housemate communicate
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6
My thoughts on these 30 day fitness challenges...
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60
Was bored at work. Drew a tiny Spaniard.
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Jehova's witnesses posted a new flyer. I couldn't not hear the song...
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Don't leave bananas in the office kitchen. Weird things happen.
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MRW I finally get a physically and mentally necessary 4 day weekend, and I feel ill, cold, shivering, no appetite.
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4
138
So Batman, Robin and The Joker go for a bike ride...
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Norman Reedus in combat training for The Walking Dead
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Housemate says there aren't enough Brits for this to get any votes. Represent?
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Sleep tight
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MRW I get that booty call
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Adventures In Shameless Self Promotion with Wobbly Bob
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Got this through my door. Easiest quiz ever.
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45
The local supermarket is vaguely threatening.
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463
So it turns out I'm the type of bastard who'd carve his own face into a pumpkin.
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93
Made a tiny new friend at work today
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35
Yoohoo, only me!
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186
Preparing for a friend's surprise party, we remembered static electricity
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Came back to work after a holiday, this note was on my desk. I was a little frightened.
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53
MFW I'm hungover and my friends want to take a photo of me.
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43
MFW about to finish watching porn and the camera lingers on the guy's face as we both reach vinegar strokes
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SALE!
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189
This is Ginny. Ginny is an alarm clock. Of piss.
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46
Movember Day 1. I'm not doing Movember.
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22
It almost escaped from my beard. Almost.
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105
Jon Snow is not impressed
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55
With this device, I could own the world...
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46