My GF swinging her BFF at Greenlake
So how's the music going?
Happy day of my cake. This actually happened to a friend of a friend.
According to my car's dashboard, it's time for an upvote from Razor10000.
My brother starting a Google chat with me at the tail end of a dump and we spent the better part of an hour trying to make up new euphemisms for it
It's Christmas AND my cake day, so upvote this damned selfie and tell me I look like Robert Downey, Jr.
It's difficult to describe what I was doing with my head when this photo was taken, but it brought us one hell of a derp face.
MRW when my dad, who knows nothing about Breaking Bad, makes an off-hand joke about ricin.
Fuck, I totally forgot to turn the switch off, pull both poles down, and tap poles together before checking shoes. Thanks for the heads-up, bus!
My Cake Day was on Christmas Day. I coulda posted a selfie for a boatload of karma.