melodiousfunk

8144 pts ยท December 25, 2012


An amalgam of internet lies.

My GF swinging her BFF at Greenlake

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Comments 6
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So how's the music going?

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Comments 2
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Happy day of my cake. This actually happened to a friend of a friend.

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Comments 4
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According to my car's dashboard, it's time for an upvote from Razor10000.

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Comments 5
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My brother starting a Google chat with me at the tail end of a dump and we spent the better part of an hour trying to make up new euphemisms for it

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It's Christmas AND my cake day, so upvote this damned selfie and tell me I look like Robert Downey, Jr.

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It's difficult to describe what I was doing with my head when this photo was taken, but it brought us one hell of a derp face.

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MRW when my dad, who knows nothing about Breaking Bad, makes an off-hand joke about ricin.

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Fuck, I totally forgot to turn the switch off, pull both poles down, and tap poles together before checking shoes. Thanks for the heads-up, bus!

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Comments 6
Views 167

My Cake Day was on Christmas Day. I coulda posted a selfie for a boatload of karma.

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Comments 5
Views 116
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