meebit

54146 pts · January 3, 2013


6'4"- ish. Redheaded-ish. Musician-ish. Oh, and this is me. http://imgur.com/4oQfm9v

Bro the library is my least favorite Halo mission. Every couple years I'll sit down with CE and just SCREAM at the TV because FUCK YOU SPARK

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The answer is yes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fuckin, just. I've been on the internet so long that I've come to recognize the XcQ.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/Dhg_rjpvtME the OG Cadbury ad.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gtfo, he's playing that fiddle and killing it. Look at that right hand technique, all him.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

WRONG. You go around the horn, the way God intended!

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ngl I love cold mozzarella. I'd prolly destroy this

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

With that last name, yeah you better be good at spelling.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember when the non-essentials started driving again, it was like having the rug yanked out from under me.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read your title, and wondered why your bathroom specifically was in Reno.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We were coming from Florida, oops.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and was even more dazed that we were 15 minutes fr home. Guess I'm saying Greg, you're a walrus. (5/5)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Before he woke up lucid. He'd forgetten we'd shoveled him into the car, confused af, reeking of cheap vodka, menthols, and sunscreen, (4/?)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nissan Rogue the whole way on his side, waking up to snack every hour or so, then go back to sleep. We got all the way back to KY (3/?)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And his drunk ass finally fell asleep at 10 in the morning when we hit our first Waffle House stop. He slept in the back row of that (2/?)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of when we packed our buddy Greg into the car at 6 in the morning after he'd partied all night, still drunk and blacked out (1/?)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

??♥️?✨ bruh why am I pinterest

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, bliss

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No joke, my childhood lab tore the vinyl siding off the house.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

3: Dad was legit not about it, but it was funny anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2: Dad was in on it with the setup

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

1: Dad's quick as a whip and saw his opportunity to be hilarious

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I see three options:

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Part of me really wonders if he's trying to talk to his past self.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just realized I shouldn't have put my Weepinbell, named Fleshlight, in the middle of a public park.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was a billionaire in GTAV story mode, and I had to WORK to get my worth below 950 mil.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ACHOOMOOMOO ACHOOMOOMOO ACHOOMOOMOO ACHOOMOOMOO ACHOOMOOMOO ACHOOMOOMOO CEBU!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's part of the Zombie Matt Bevin administration.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0