mcghost

29733 pts ยท January 3, 2014


This guys gets all the wench pussy at the Renaissance Fair

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stick your vagina around it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How about when he started molested those children in banghaziafricastancometpingpongpizza? Hillary kept her emails in a mayonaise jar!!!!

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

"O'magod we gotta de water all over the lobbi."

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is bad on a few levels. You should hold the shoe with the sole facing outward if youre making a shoe telephone.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one about the Tony Hawk soundtrack is bullshit. Written by someone who really loves Ska

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That skeleton looks like a costume I was thinking about. An unhealthy variation of slim good-body called Wide Bad-Body

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have considered it and I'm just going to assume you're joking

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Because nobody would be dumb enough to send an old man into a fire. Jesus Christ

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 13

This is going to upset a few stupid people

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 23

Y'all like grass on your omelettes?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck is Kylie, Leo, and Stormi?

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Not a bad idea. I do have a torch

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paint them all you want. They will still be used shoes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Rage against the repost playing over here. Maybe a new asshole has a better comment than last time. Ever think about that?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm totally white but pretty sure this isn't rapping

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would think: "oh shit, I'm gonna sue the fuck out of someone. Now, to see if this child is salvageable."

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Is that a Prairie Chonk?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That hurt to watch

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Youre really pissing people off. Probably shouldn't be doing kittens like that around here.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont have any rodents but the ball seems to be relatively safe and offer a bit of freedom. Safer than these guillotine wheels obv

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Dont just shit on things without offering a solution. What's a good activity for our captive rodents?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

I'm 37 and still don't feel like an adult and I still dont give a fuck. Wait... i might be 38

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was that person's crotch also miniature?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Be sure to put on your penis protective equipment, or "PPE" as they say.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bingo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats. I am also at a geographical location.

6 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

We did it!! Thank God dad isn't going to make us do this any longer.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Full disclosure: I once checked the level of my fuel oil tank with a cig in hand. I know bad ideas

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So the well where the stick goes must be the fuel. Putting it back in lit might be a bad idea

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0