4386 pts ยท May 25, 2013
Pachycephalosaurus was always the sexiest of the dinosaurs
Watching without the sound, I assumed the kid was Italian
Kelly O'Dwyer is the Minister for Women, Revenue and Financial Services. That doesn't mean women and revenue are governed by the same law
He said the sheriff is near!
Looking a bit leathery here
The classic Aussie pick-up line: "You wanna root?" And when she says no, come back with: "Well, do you mind lying down while I have one?"
It's even further South than you think
And jet boats pull water through them
Space exploration pretty much neuters any flat-Earth argument, so it has to be denied along with the shape of the planet
I'd love to go to space, but actually getting there would be too scary. You're sitting in a chair strapped to an explosion
If you had as many earthquakes as they do, you'd want an extra leg for stability too
I wasn't aware anyone had discovered the cause of transgenderism. You should publish your findings in a medical journal
You'd be peddling a year-old meme. Come to think of it, you'll fit right in here at Imgur
I'd make a joke about my tax dollars funding a meme page, but I don't make enough money to pay taxes...
Everyone saying Melbourne's public transport is shit hasn't dealt with Sydney's public transport
That duck's got a secret, and it hasn't decided yet whether it's going to tell you
Not when I was a kid. On my first day of high school it was 45C (113F) and the school had no air con
Bill Hicks pretended to be Kellyanne Conway years ago
Little do you Yanks know that the spider in #11 is a friendly spider. They leave you alone most of the time, and their venom can't even kill
PROTIP: When you shamelessly repost other people's content, don't use a seasonal post from two months ago you fucking idiots
You'd also get cooked by radiation. One day on Europa's surface would give you more rads than your yearly limit on Earth
That radio station is a Newcastle frequency. UP THE KNIGHTS
It looks like some kind of kangaroo, but it lives in a tree. I call it the Tree Kangaroo - Joseph Banks probably
RE: RE: RE: RE: so TRUE! Fwd: RE: RE: RE: sounds like your cousin Jerry! Love Grandma xxx
"Sorry to disappoint you ma'am, but that's my arm you're sucking on" -original script
I didn't know how they picked up the sound of the turkey so clearly until I noticed the lapel mic. They mic'ed up the turkey. My god.
Pachycephalosaurus was always the sexiest of the dinosaurs
Watching without the sound, I assumed the kid was Italian
Kelly O'Dwyer is the Minister for Women, Revenue and Financial Services. That doesn't mean women and revenue are governed by the same law
He said the sheriff is near!
Looking a bit leathery here
The classic Aussie pick-up line: "You wanna root?" And when she says no, come back with: "Well, do you mind lying down while I have one?"
It's even further South than you think
And jet boats pull water through them
Space exploration pretty much neuters any flat-Earth argument, so it has to be denied along with the shape of the planet
I'd love to go to space, but actually getting there would be too scary. You're sitting in a chair strapped to an explosion
If you had as many earthquakes as they do, you'd want an extra leg for stability too
I wasn't aware anyone had discovered the cause of transgenderism. You should publish your findings in a medical journal
You'd be peddling a year-old meme. Come to think of it, you'll fit right in here at Imgur
I'd make a joke about my tax dollars funding a meme page, but I don't make enough money to pay taxes...
Everyone saying Melbourne's public transport is shit hasn't dealt with Sydney's public transport
That duck's got a secret, and it hasn't decided yet whether it's going to tell you
Not when I was a kid. On my first day of high school it was 45C (113F) and the school had no air con
Bill Hicks pretended to be Kellyanne Conway years ago
Little do you Yanks know that the spider in #11 is a friendly spider. They leave you alone most of the time, and their venom can't even kill
PROTIP: When you shamelessly repost other people's content, don't use a seasonal post from two months ago you fucking idiots
You'd also get cooked by radiation. One day on Europa's surface would give you more rads than your yearly limit on Earth
That radio station is a Newcastle frequency. UP THE KNIGHTS
It looks like some kind of kangaroo, but it lives in a tree. I call it the Tree Kangaroo - Joseph Banks probably
RE: RE: RE: RE: so TRUE! Fwd: RE: RE: RE: sounds like your cousin Jerry! Love Grandma xxx
"Sorry to disappoint you ma'am, but that's my arm you're sucking on" -original script
I didn't know how they picked up the sound of the turkey so clearly until I noticed the lapel mic. They mic'ed up the turkey. My god.