mcbotulism

209002 pts ยท January 25, 2014


No.

Had to scroll way too far to find this.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, OK. That makes sense.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

C'mon, man, don't ignore all the good things he did. Like, no one was better at telling people they have AIDS. ...Okay, no one except Peter Griffin and his barber shop quartet. v

5 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

What does the overhand/underhand grip do?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Salt-N-Pepa permanently banned from this establishment.

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He was having a shit.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oddly enough, he IS a drag queen; he just really, really sucks at it. His stage name is "Tim, But Wearing a Dress."

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's like, "How much more blue could this shirt be?" And the answer is none. None more blue.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 FIREstone.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DEATH FROM ABOVE!!

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That one clearly has become an ECE.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not bad. Reminds me of old-school Carlin.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, but why was it filmed in a parking garage?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There's a Boeing ad on the boards. Who are they advertising to?Who's sitting at home watching hockey and thinking "Y'know, I've been thinking about picking up a 185-seat jetliner or three..."

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RRRATSSS! (Ah-ooooh-aaaaahhhh) v

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lesbian Exercise Cabin would be a great album title.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The name's Boner. [sips martini] Fart Boner." -- Agent 0069

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Honey? C'mon over here, Sugarbuns... This MACHIIINE jus' called me an asshole!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The flat ears make for better aerodynamics.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That was Great White. David Coverdale never incinerated a venue and killed a hundred audience members. That I know of.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Fuck you, tiny horse!" "Fuck YOU, giant dog!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Drug" is not the past tense of "drag".

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...Brother?"

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell, we weren't "intended" to wear pants or drive cars or live indoors.

3 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

#40 God DAMN!

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Eyy, I'm a good-a boy! Why you don't give-a me a treat?!" -- Italian Husky

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Weird, that human kinda looks like my HOLYFUCKIN'SHITIT'SYOU!!!! OHMYGODOHMYGOD FUCK YEAH!!! I ATTACK YOU WITH GREAT AFFECTION!!!" -- Dog

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6