mayorluck

266 pts ยท December 6, 2013


Stories from my life.

you could've just called them falaffles

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes pleaaase

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The inconsistency somehow makes me more angry

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1114 :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>never turns his blinkers off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen to Disappeared by Miharu Koshi and Haruomi Hosono while watching this gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

check out Shibuyameltdown on instagram!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im .ing this so i can come back to it one day and laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but hookers are a-ok!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 faces once, but the man who has practiced one face 10,000 times

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he was pulling a Master Chief and taking off his helmet to reveal another helmet

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

without the jar they would be normal Rubik's Spheres

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i am not a smart man

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how do you get the spring onto your cable? :|

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Battletoads

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

neither did that guy

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

tying it all together

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MRW im at lunch with a friend and they complain about something smelling fishy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my eyes hurt

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i was looking for this. thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shitter's clogged

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sounds like something from Catch 22

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not in Australia it ain't

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who has apple sauce on hand but not oil?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Betterbelievehesa Catsanus

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

your cat is exactly two people years older than i am!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

forgot to add that this happened twice, seeing as he did it again the next day after i complained

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yep, i had a delivery guy throw a box of RAM over a 2m high wall at the back of the house where it promptly landed in the pool.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0