maxvici

1021 pts ยท March 6, 2015


6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hang a chicken by its feet and stick your phone to its head. Gently.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Monkey Song...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I step in before it warms up because I have to pay the water bill

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got me.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe not jk, I'm a hairy mufuck.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love life is totally plausible, I have a beautiful wife who loves me a great deal despite my grating personality and face resembling a boar.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

N64 and GameCube had the same unique rca cable jack. Its very recognisable to a fan.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Nice spot bro, definitely Vic plates.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some people suffer from a humiliating ailment known as "swamp butt". A casual stroll can lead to uterus shaped sweatmarks on seats

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

From tropic thunder

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sick irobot reference

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Febreeze it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am applying the same principle to Altered Carbon.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cpap didn't work for me so they want me to get a $2000 mouth guard. I don't think I'll ever sleep well.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gotta go Mrs Macs cuz

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fizzy drink or soft drink.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hey... they're not all cunts...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In other words; no matter how ugly it looks, if the customer wants it then sell it to them.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agreed, it's like protesting junk food by not going to the gym... that you paid for.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

Brick was the MAN! I hated Roland the moment he opened his mouth.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a speech impediment and sometimes when I'm really struggling to say something my buddy quotes this. The laughter helps deal.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

New but old.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, that's Gandalf.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Young Doctor

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Aiiiiiiiiiieee" -Wilhelm

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0