mathnerd314

10822 pts ยท August 27, 2013


Yes, they're physical differences, but the point is how we view/treat the differences. If someone is born deaf, they routinely get assistive devices or accommodations for that physical difference. But if someone is born without the ability to work politely in a group setting, they're told that they're not fit for society.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes! I paste my todo list into a randomizer.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was 50/50 on actual mental breakdown until that "faint" where she somehow conveniently landed her face on the handbag.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably can feel the seam between the colors.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe this is actually somewhat freestanding. It's not attached to anything, but just has wheels on the bottom.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no idea if you're furthering the joke, or genuinely don't understand how to phrase bell curve percentages.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sign clearly said you must wear a mask to get on the bus. Didn't say anything about keeping it on. /s

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

15% of every dollar. So OP owes $22.50 already.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad made "only $1000/month and had to budget carefully to afford his first house"! 40 years ago! And I can't even earn that right now.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And don't forget how he wanted to pronouce it meh-meh (like memetic). But, you know, even the word became a meme.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Luck of the draw and large numbers. It might not matter if 10% of a pack dies, but you only have one pet, so take no chances.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When 15 years old you reach, look as good, you will not!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guy with gloves makes me think they're freshly washed. They probably keep that counter sterile for this.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the title ;)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you must see the second one!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like crying "no fire" in a flaming theater?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pandora, is that you?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone told me to get a Salux towel. It's a Japanese loofah-washcloth-exfoliating thing. It's been amazing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look up "constructive dismissal" and go ahead and apply for unemployment. Chance that qualifies as a hostile work environment these days.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude. H2O, not H20. Had my brain hung up for a minute.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goes at least as far back as classic Disney. Mickey had both dog-friend Goofy and dog-pet Pluto.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how giant sea snakes were almost definitely pods of whales. Just swimming tubes and a tail. Understand how they thought snake.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Link to the original so we can upvote you!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I format my cards after every major photo shoot, so that wouldn't work for me. But you better believe my info is written on the outside.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The mouse skeleton half way out from my siding begs to differ.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hard to find. They seem to actually crack down pretty hard on the sharing of QI episodes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0