masterry99

320 pts ยท February 18, 2016


"And by impeccable I mean totally peccable!" -Dr Heinz Doofemshmirtz

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best boys

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

National treasure in a nutshell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you had four bowls for breakfast and only one was cereal

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

2016 wants bacon for president

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Francis?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But my synchronizer rings are worn

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not positive but I think they use small pellets instead of powder because the powder would ignite to quick, but pellets can go further

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@op always wanted to be a baker

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seen those shootings?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the snacks, I brought dip

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's Kevin gates

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please reverse this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burn the witch

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I judge people by their quality of toilet paper

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Brilliant +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I swear on me mum!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my I didn't think he got hit, I thought he just dropped the clutch and the bike shot out from under him like lightning

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In my state (Michigan) it's still illegal but if it's within the 3 year age gap you won't be put on the sex offender list

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I don't see a problem with liquid nitrogen possibly fling over a group of students +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The hero we needed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This needs more up votes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

NASCAR joke, +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

I'm sorry can you please speak in freedom units?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You either fall asleep after masturbating or stay awake long enough to do it again

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Kylo ren kills Han Solo

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Dc, ac is man made per se

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not my proudest fap

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for Austin powers

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I sexually identify as an Apache warship

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0