mastercontributhor

10463 pts ยท December 23, 2015


My low self-esteem is just good common sense.

You will never convince me that that isn't a person in a good beaver costume doing a bad beaver impression.

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But I am a coward so...........checkmate.

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Snuggage

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

God that gives me the heebers AND the jeebers.

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Glad someone figured out you just have to choose to be done. Guess that means we just chose to let all those people die before now....

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thought it was going to be an awesome superhero team up moment but nope. Nope. Just one.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Impressive? Unworldly. Baffling. Supernatural. Incredible. Extraordinary. Jesus walks up to you in the middle of the ocean. You: Impressive

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Have you considered:

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I'm not a crazy star wars fan and I thought Solo was a refreshing take on Star War's usual tone.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bought me a bike with money I didn't have. Haven't been on it once. I'm proud of you for being better than me!

4 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

Well now I gotta know.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I'm the one Jesus. You've been guns, waiting for babies."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trying to unpack all of this like

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I didn't think so either, but apparently that's happening in Canada now.

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This is why if a white supremacist were to show up at my door to "talk" I would have a difficult time not going to jail.

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This will probably be the best part of my day.

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Seasons 1-5 and the first movie are all I can watch. The writing staff completely changed around then and it started to suck after those.

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Snowflakes are actually the strongest substance in the known universe.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like knowing one will likely change the other so really, you get to know neither.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God is Dido.

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He's not your girl, buddy.

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Fuck you!

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Grow up. Anyone who's paying attention knows the Earth blew up 65 million years ago and this is all just the dying hallucination of a T-Rex.

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Wrong. It's Tuesday, a day for tacos. And I hate tacos.

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