masterchef2000

203 pts · April 25, 2018


i love ohio

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

i’ve been trying to do this...haven’t gotten the chance yet. suppose that’s a good thing though.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah i thought that was a giant penis

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well put

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

this sign won’t stop me because i can’t read

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i like the optimism at the end of this

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this makes me very happy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

these are incredible. can you build me a time machine so i can use one?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bitch gonna do a couples costume and then say they’re not a couple? i’d be offended.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

useless. there’s no way my mom could figure this thing out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

indeed it is. his twitter is hilarious. 10/10 would recommend.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

shit, really?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what is the true forbidden snack? it looks like a brick

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my thoughts exactly

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

just recently went through relationships struggles, saw this post and knew i wanted to get hurt so here i am

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

can i get an f in the chat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I O!!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

haha this brought me back to when i loved making fake spills...good times:,)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whatever stops the babies from crying

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i hope some of these were sarcasm

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this gives me hope, thank you

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in literally the exact same situation. shit started going down at 12:04 on april fools, thought it might be some cruel joke ♀️

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like too much teeth

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i wonder if dogs dislike cellphones

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why would we ignore this?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this reminds me of antivaxxers ♀️

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

satisfying??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0