marshallowfist

13656 pts ยท January 7, 2013


5 out of 6 people, know a google. - Kid snippets.

This is very moving, and I WANT HER DRESS

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

When you're stoned, like I am right now, these are incredibly hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, OP +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

OMG YES FINALLY SOME ONE WITH COMMON SENSE.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

This is my thought exactly.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I said this out loud at my desk at work and busted out laughing..My co worker asked if I needed to go home..and then slowly left.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

my 3 year old has done with m&ms. He's also stuck 1 up his nose. It melted and looks like he was bleeding chocolate.

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

As a stay at home mom at 21. I enjoy it. But it does have down falls.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As 21 year old woman, this works for me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I messaged you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure. A lot of my friends have adopted one or found a friend who would take care of them. But these two just can't seem to find 1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

^_^ LMAO

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

^_^ that made my laugh

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There is a small dick right under my left knee

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hearing her speak Russian makes my lady parts tingle.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Guys, it's a blow job.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I know how to color as an adult.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Every day, I find less and less reasons to be proud to be American.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Clever little shits.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hoomin, you shall regret this"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This show used to give me night mares at night

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your aunt a fairy?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#whitepeopleprobs

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As first I thought the dogs eyebrows were his huge as nipples. Kinda freaked me out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once I was in my friends kitchen and one of these bastards came out from a cabinet and bit my toe. I still have a scar. Damn ferrets.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The last one. "deal with it"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NAKED BEAUTIFUL BIG TITTY BITCHES JUST DONT FALL OUTTA THE SKY YOU KNOW!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Exactly why people without add or adhd take their medicine, they're on speed for like 48 hours. And people with it become zombies.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The saddness and guilt in his eyes :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"generation of the future" makes me wanna struggle all of them.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

more more more!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0