markswam

2960 pts ยท July 22, 2011


/r/rareinsults gets pretty Rolph-y at times.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've paid more than that for rooms on Lake Superior...damn, guess I've gotta go to greece one of these years.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Probably just people who automatically downvote anything Steven Universe

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TIL I'm Finnish. I mean, my ancestors are Scandinavian, so it makes sense.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it's happening again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sure 'bout that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the dark lord Cthulhu may take exception to people calling his face-tentacles "noodly appendages," so I assume pastafarian.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite sleep prank is still the one where they wake the guy up, stuff a banana in his mouth, hand him a TV, and usher him into a closet

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

You know, I was never 100% positive that "chicken" was a real word. Now I *am* 100% certain it isn't.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Steve, obviously.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still remember when I got my first 80GB hard drive, and I thought there was no way I'd ever fill it up...now I've got 5 full 3TB drives...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*nobody cares

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Dude, that was my favorite game when I was little! It was one of the first video games I ever played! I should try and find my copy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You silly goose, he's future-proofing.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look at the title.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you really think that reallocating resources for a wave of refugees is that simple, you're an idiot.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

First: iPod classic. Most recent: 2010 MacBook Pro.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bob Marley was a Rastafarian/Christian, MLK was a Christian, and Gandhi was Hindu. Why are they in a comic advocating universal atheism?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It has air suspension for that reason.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean like Cities: Skylines?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. Google "forced perspective."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>Mods

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Say hello to college campuses. They'd rather keep ticketing daily (sometimes more than daily) than tow for a one-time fee.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of which, the NVA/VC were responsible for over 300,000 of.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Don't make me throw that shit in the harbor. We've done it before and we'll do it again.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wasn't it something like 60,000 US killed compared to 900,000 VC/NVA killed?

10 years ago | Likes 255 Dislikes 2