markdg

10016 pts ยท February 11, 2013


Dude, me too!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ate them, okay?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Distracted driving is the definition of an accident? I'm pretty sure it's closer to negligence.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Well, and a ring.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Thanks a lot!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Okay, I admit I'm pretty out of touch with pop culture. Which one of these is Demi Moore?

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm certainly not suggesting that your son's is the same, but it might be something to discuss with his Dr especially if he has any pain 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My daughter had a birthmark there (a hemangioma) that ended up being a tethered spinal cord. Super quick and easy surgery and she's 100% 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It annoys me that he didn't get all the coins out.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly they just look like children to me. Teenagers would be my guess but I'm no expert.

6 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 0

Reapers.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But dogs can hear everything we can hear + more. If we can hear it than so can they. A doorbell that dogs can hear and we can't is possible.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 Is that Yondu?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naa dude that's a sloth.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Probably so

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Hunger Games does not belong in that list.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

"Baaaa"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on what kind of gastric problems.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Applesauce is good, I've never heard of orangesauce. Maybe marmalade?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go give your balls a tug.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow, that's shitty.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I don't get that either.

7 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

I was trying to describe these things the other day and I had no idea what they were called.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of many. (Hey, can I walk you home?)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get the basketball GIF

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Depends on the cow, depends on the calf. Some are easy birthers and rarely if ever have any problems. For others it takes a winch and chains

7 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

I've carried a Springfield XD9 Service for 9 years. Occasionally I'll switch it out for a Kahr PM9 if I have to wear a suit or something.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhh so that's why they're going extinct.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0