The safe word is "Squirrel."
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Prepare your lady boners
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It's my cake day and all I have to offer is a picture of my pretty dog, Max!
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Then there was that time I slow danced with a Stormtrooper...
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Stop. I can only get so erect.
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Oh, no she didn't!
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Oh, you need me to run to the grocery store on Christmas morning, do you?
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Who the fuck you calling fluffy?
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Merry Xmas from me and my personal space invader
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Obligatory Cake Day Post: Here's my good-looking pup Max!
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PSA on Free Speech from xkcd
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These smiles always make my day better
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You can all go home I got the best Christmas present.
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I'm pretty sure my dog escaped from an Anime film.
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This glorious man and I share a birthday. Happy Birthday, Freddie!
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Lady Boner: The Reckoning
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Happy Birthday, Hiddles!
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Following God was the best decision I've ever made
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Return of the Lady Boner
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I don't care how she's using it.
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This is my gun collection. (sorry for potato)
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