marbiter

86742 pts · February 11, 2014


Be prepared,... or seriously lucky. American from the PNW living in Norway.

Jackie Chan, Will Smith, and Martin Lawrence.

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It’s nice to see Speed Walker get the recognition he deserves.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at the shadow.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

She lifted the corner causing the glass to flex, then shatter.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

No you didn’t.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

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… never seems to arrive to those with money and power.

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#5 Would be interesting to know percentages. Like has the percentage gone up or down. Really hope it’s down, but fear it’s up.

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Yeah they stopped teaching civics when they realized it would be easier to control the population if they didn’t know their rights.

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By the thumbnail I thought it was the beach, and was really confused as to why you’d be showing off bread at the beach.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Double jeopardy deals exclusively with the same instance of a crime, not the same type of crime.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Keep your unsolicited Dick pics to yourself.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

$3.50

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Are you saying this is a schist post?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

?1

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“I’ve just named your penis.”

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Space herpes.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m going to recommend a sledge hammer.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s not going to jail. He’ll be placed on house at Mar-a-Lago. He’ll still be out campaigning and doing a bunch of other crap average Joe citizen would never get away with.

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

1) If I’m required to be available for phone calls 24/7, then you will pay me for being on call.
2) Voluntary by definition means not mandatory.

This screams take me to court for illegal employment practices.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I’m going to guess this is invasive Asian carp in an American river somewhere. So while not great, not quite as terrible as it appears.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Here we are, born to be kings, we’re the princes of the universe

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What’s the square root of Pi?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seattle area PBS, KCTS, aired it all the time. When the cast flew into Seattle they were shocked to be more recognized than back home.

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