maquila

913 pts ยท January 30, 2012


Y'ever meet someone who's afraid of ladybugs, hates chocolate chip cookies, and has a strange assortment of knowledge (mostly concerning serial killers and 80s television cartoons she wasn't even alive for)? Yeah, that's me. I'm presently looking for a full time job while working part time as a toy seller. IF YOU'RE MY SECRET SANTA PERSON, I LOVED THE GIFTS AND WOULD LOVE TO MESSAGE YOU!

also any time he goes home he's gone for like a whole month. I'm like WHO HAS THAT MUCH PTO. I DON'T. I go home for 4 days!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

SO IT'S A MEXICAN THING. My roommate is mexican, and his mom came for a visit (he told me about it like 5 days in advance): 3 weeks. plz.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

in and overdrawn my bank which then charged me multiple fees for overdrawing so now I'm at -$250 AAAHHH

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I paid all my bills and was so sure I had plenty left over but then went to check my bank balance and autopay on one other bill had kicked

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

this is the first dump i've ever seen that personally attacked me with every single image - most have at least 40% misses. Not this one.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of my friends has perfected cheesecake. It's so good. She's ruined it for all of us. You need to ruin all of your friends as well.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you love bubble wrap but are sad when it ends, there's a kid's toy called a dimpl. Very satisfying. (Also in keychain form: simpl dimpl)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauce? (did a quick ctrl+f and didn't see it in the top comments)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I looked up her account. In a span of 3 years she'd spent...$60.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right?? The other day at the retail store I work at a lady threw a hissy fit and said she spent THOUSANDS. After she stormed out, (1/2)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, i don't see why not, it's a cultural thing and helps protect others

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

IT HURTS

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HAHA - and that would have murdered our druid! She rolls her health and I swear has gotten a 1-3 90% of the time. Her lvl 9 health is 31

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We got attacked by some ice spiders halfway up. Our druid got knocked out of wild shape and would've died if our monk hadn't grabbed her lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god I don't even want to imagine being tripped 500 feet up. We had to climb what were basically the Cliffs of Despair from Princess Bride

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been dreaming of playing an Aarakocra! We were restricted until recently. Hoping to play a kenku soon if I die again.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I like telling the back stories, but also like showing off all the nice art I get from tons of great people.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gnome names are always the best! I hope you get to play him soon.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tag your porn

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and different TES fans. mine would be the opposite ones...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

same, it looks delicious

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I visited China for two weeks and my friend's family was this type - no one spoke English. My friend translated everything.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I had a girl named Dahlia. She was sweet about 75% of the time, but BOY WHEN SHE WAS MOODY

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I looked at interests and decided off that, but man, I wanted to do way more.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. When I signed up I had a job then literally day after you could withdraw, I got laid off. I still got a gift I hope they liked.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this is how i dress now, but i'm not hot and instead very fat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ahh your pupper and kitty are SO CUTE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Douche" for Deutsch.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0