Y'ever meet someone who's afraid of ladybugs, hates chocolate chip cookies, and has a strange assortment of knowledge (mostly concerning serial killers and 80s television cartoons she wasn't even alive for)? Yeah, that's me. I'm presently looking for a full time job while working part time as a toy seller. IF YOU'RE MY SECRET SANTA PERSON, I LOVED THE GIFTS AND WOULD LOVE TO MESSAGE YOU!
also any time he goes home he's gone for like a whole month. I'm like WHO HAS THAT MUCH PTO. I DON'T. I go home for 4 days!
SO IT'S A MEXICAN THING. My roommate is mexican, and his mom came for a visit (he told me about it like 5 days in advance): 3 weeks. plz.
in and overdrawn my bank which then charged me multiple fees for overdrawing so now I'm at -$250 AAAHHH
I paid all my bills and was so sure I had plenty left over but then went to check my bank balance and autopay on one other bill had kicked
this is the first dump i've ever seen that personally attacked me with every single image - most have at least 40% misses. Not this one.
One of my friends has perfected cheesecake. It's so good. She's ruined it for all of us. You need to ruin all of your friends as well.
If you love bubble wrap but are sad when it ends, there's a kid's toy called a dimpl. Very satisfying. (Also in keychain form: simpl dimpl)
Sauce? (did a quick ctrl+f and didn't see it in the top comments)
I looked up her account. In a span of 3 years she'd spent...$60.
Right?? The other day at the retail store I work at a lady threw a hissy fit and said she spent THOUSANDS. After she stormed out, (1/2)
yeah, i don't see why not, it's a cultural thing and helps protect others
IT HURTS
HAHA - and that would have murdered our druid! She rolls her health and I swear has gotten a 1-3 90% of the time. Her lvl 9 health is 31
We got attacked by some ice spiders halfway up. Our druid got knocked out of wild shape and would've died if our monk hadn't grabbed her lol
Oh god I don't even want to imagine being tripped 500 feet up. We had to climb what were basically the Cliffs of Despair from Princess Bride
I've been dreaming of playing an Aarakocra! We were restricted until recently. Hoping to play a kenku soon if I die again.
Thanks! I like telling the back stories, but also like showing off all the nice art I get from tons of great people.
Gnome names are always the best! I hope you get to play him soon.
tag your porn
and different TES fans. mine would be the opposite ones...
same, it looks delicious
I visited China for two weeks and my friend's family was this type - no one spoke English. My friend translated everything.
I had a girl named Dahlia. She was sweet about 75% of the time, but BOY WHEN SHE WAS MOODY
I looked at interests and decided off that, but man, I wanted to do way more.
Yeah. When I signed up I had a job then literally day after you could withdraw, I got laid off. I still got a gift I hope they liked.
this is how i dress now, but i'm not hot and instead very fat
ahh your pupper and kitty are SO CUTE
"Douche" for Deutsch.