maplebismark

429 pts ยท December 15, 2014


You didn't read this.

As someone from Ohio: I agree.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe if you don't want to die, you should stop resisting.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

uh huh

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are, and it is valid.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, you absolutely can.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Welcome to 2020, it must be difficult to adjust from your ten year timejump.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, he made a mistake. The law refers to alcoholic beverages.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

By liquor, he means any alcoholic beverage, including beer.

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 9

You might want to take some notes on the part about 'different spelling'.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Homophone: "each of two or more words having the same pronunciation but different meanings, origins, or spelling."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Unfortunately, you should know what they mean before you post about them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes, on purpose!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I want one. Or several.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it just me, or isn't this just a MIRV warhead? Like, the things we made in the 60's?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is a point often overlooked.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Caught in a landslide

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fair enough.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes you do. You wouldn't be browsing a phone dump if you didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's important to respond to that by stating that you found the last reply condescending and obnoxious. It won't go unnoticed. Trust me.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Falling Down, except real?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a matte.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You wish.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For someone who doesn't care, you sure are posting a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Keep saying that. One day, you'll believe it.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

You tried. It's about all humans can do.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would be fired anyways, even if you didn't lie on your resume. Your screw up is justification enough.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Kid, you're about to hack your way into the time-out chair when your mom sees your grammar.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can put up a 'Authorized Personnel Only' at the entrance to your local mall. Doesn't mean you can arrest the mall rats.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're correct in your assessment, the signs themselves are not legally binding. The doesn't mean you aren't trespassing, though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0