malakit

7805 pts · February 15, 2013


Bored.

The bullshit they call ”AI” is like asbestos. Looks fantastic, leaves people suffering and dying for the profit of the mine owners.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free tetanus boosters!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My childhood cat would kill you and your neighbors for a tinned asparagus. Cats are weird.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Owls are certainly not corvids.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you think cats are time-sharing the brain cell, don’t get me started on owls.

4 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Guillotines are infrastructure and as such a shared expense.

4 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Chinese-American-Racoon, very quickly upgraded to full American(-racoon) when she won.

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Throwing out??

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t ever watch any videos about horse hooves or farriers on YouTube, ever. You will be presented with horrors for the rest of your life.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Presumably the democrats will win again, but what happens fours after that? The rot in the current administration isn’t just about Trump, there’re darker currents and in its current shape the US just can’t be trusted. That’s the problem.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A non-binding resolution, but it’s better than the alternative, I guess.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps stupid is the wrong word, but it was a happy somewhat naive world. There was such happy naive optimism when the wall fell down.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or, were at least initiated

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Many of the changes that made life better for non-whites and LGBTQ+s actually happened during this period.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I, too, remember this world. It was a happy stupid world, but at least it was happy.

1 month ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I’m old enough to remember when this stance was almost considered cheating, traditionally the skis were kept together. A Swedish ski jumper (Jan Boklöv) started using the V-style so the airflow hit his body, for additional lift. The judges hit him on the style points, but he still won for the additional length. Eventually the style was adopted by everyone.

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They are literally kicking the puppy.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spiders. Spiders! Spiders galore!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what Trump’s storm troopers ought to remember, is that they are not the Gestapo, they are not even the Schutzstaffel (the SS), the are the Sturmabteilung (SA), the street thugs that were offed and eliminated by the nazis themselves, because they became so crazily undisciplined that they became dangerous.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

To deliberately mix languages, let’s call it a neck hugger. (Yes, for the rest of you, ”Halshuggare” means ”neck cutter/chopper”

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, the electoral college isn’t the real problem. Face it, he was was elected because a lot of people voted for him. If you want to fix this, first FIX PUBLIC EDUCATION, and second, fix your broken media landscape.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The problem is this is what Stephen Miller and the rest of the worst people in the world are doing right now.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Swede I’m embarrassed that our supposedly prestigious prize is given to weird and frankly undeserving people AGAIN. (The Peace Prize is, for hysterical raisins, decided by our retarded smaller brother, Norway).

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hope he doesn’t fall over; those feets look tasty and unprotected.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the cleanest box grater I’ve ever seen.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun thing, the Grimm Brothers did a lot of sanitizing themselves, the original tales were even juicier.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Brothers Grimm themselves did a lot of santitizing.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Second impression, this is good. Bookmarked.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First impression, is this another birds of paradise mating thing?

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0