690 pts ยท August 19, 2014
Yeah, it's that last one.
And titted back to the kitchen, to check breastily on the eggs.
That'll buff out.
Get inside me.
I'm not a physics major, but is there even enough air trapped in the bottle to force the cork out?
It's right in the fucking picture.
Bags store in the freezer a lot easier than the cartons or jugs, when you need to lay in a 4 month supply. Living up north is a challenge.
How does a sundress prevent you from using a condom?
Citation, please?
It sure didn't. That animal was giving a lot of clear signs that it was pissed.
There is a 0% chance the author of that twitter is not a man.
I'll miss you.
If you've injured yourself so badly you can hardly wrangle a band-aid, please stop and just call 911 before you die.
Yes.
mmmmm, unseasoned.
No. You have time to spit out the suspect drink, force yourself to purge anything you did consume, and get yourself help/attention.
Well, I mean, you don't think he's seen one in real life, right?
Yeah, can't imagine why anyone would cheat on him. He seems really chill, and sweet, and not at all paranoid and controlling.
Yes, but what real good has he done? Saying, "Yeah, our bad", then proceeding to do nothing to fix the problem isn't actually helping anyone
Amen. If the commute is more than 45 minutes, save the time, money, and fuel - just break up over the phone.
That was such an insult to the character, and the actress.
What, are they supposed to put him in a Brady jersey?
The Gang Meets A Robot.
Yay pornier versions of existing IP.
With the manure fork?
"They can't do the stuff we didn't bother to teach them! IDIOTS!" Honestly, fuck off Baby Boomers.
Way more than slightly.
Nope. We just communicate well, and have realistic expectations of one another.
Yeah, I've got 6 years in long-distance. Three months apart? That's a fucking dream to me.
Three months? *dies laughing*
Yeah, it's that last one.
And titted back to the kitchen, to check breastily on the eggs.
That'll buff out.
Get inside me.
I'm not a physics major, but is there even enough air trapped in the bottle to force the cork out?
It's right in the fucking picture.
Bags store in the freezer a lot easier than the cartons or jugs, when you need to lay in a 4 month supply. Living up north is a challenge.
How does a sundress prevent you from using a condom?
Citation, please?
It sure didn't. That animal was giving a lot of clear signs that it was pissed.
There is a 0% chance the author of that twitter is not a man.
I'll miss you.
If you've injured yourself so badly you can hardly wrangle a band-aid, please stop and just call 911 before you die.
Yes.
mmmmm, unseasoned.
No. You have time to spit out the suspect drink, force yourself to purge anything you did consume, and get yourself help/attention.
Well, I mean, you don't think he's seen one in real life, right?
Yeah, can't imagine why anyone would cheat on him. He seems really chill, and sweet, and not at all paranoid and controlling.
Yes, but what real good has he done? Saying, "Yeah, our bad", then proceeding to do nothing to fix the problem isn't actually helping anyone
Amen. If the commute is more than 45 minutes, save the time, money, and fuel - just break up over the phone.
That was such an insult to the character, and the actress.
What, are they supposed to put him in a Brady jersey?
The Gang Meets A Robot.
Yay pornier versions of existing IP.
With the manure fork?
"They can't do the stuff we didn't bother to teach them! IDIOTS!" Honestly, fuck off Baby Boomers.
Way more than slightly.
Nope. We just communicate well, and have realistic expectations of one another.
Yeah, I've got 6 years in long-distance. Three months apart? That's a fucking dream to me.
Three months? *dies laughing*