malachizzle

1875 pts ยท April 28, 2016


Hi. I'm a chef. I make good food.

Have you ever tried playing an emulator on your phone with the touch buttons. Stupidest thing ever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you even vape bro?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When you have all the kids you want at once...see the look on her face...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When did they start allowing cameras in jail? That's jail food right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait how did they go on the same day?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bulldozer?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When you bypass college and go straight to the pros!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Bunch of freaking party animals!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Is it you or dominos that is the troll? Didn't know they delivered under bridges.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Solution: stop playing csgo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you just assume his disability?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, looks like an article of clothing to me. What else is it supposed to be?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah got it. Funny funny. Probably been about 20 years since I've seen Aladdin.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fowl like a bird or foul like not good?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Always Upvote gorrilaz

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Some of those are actually pretty terrible... To each their own I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Socks with sandals? Check. Natural dumbfounded look? Check. Same dumbfounded look on luggage so no one steals it? Check.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What a thriller! Need to shower after that one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just brought my daughter to chuck e cheese. Remember when it actually used to be fun and not entirely shitty arcade games?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Parkour!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why did he change his clothes so many times in a day?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you Upvote more than once?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Posting this is posting about Trump. Shut the fuck up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shia?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Neat!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Wisconsin.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who voluntarily doesn't eat cheese? Or is it because I'm from Wisconsin?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I would move there...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@wingevil @evilwing

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well good, you're just a cunt then. Got it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4