makeadifferencekitty

9842 pts ยท March 22, 2013


And feed me cookies? Hell yeah!

11 years ago | Likes 378 Dislikes 0

"You get kisses and you get kisses and you get kisses again.." - Dog

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And here I am sitting next to an empty Ben and Jerry's container.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

naked. If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here to listen. (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

previous relationship. I know the nightmares, the nausea when I might see my ex, the flashbacks, not wanting to be touched or seen (3/?)

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I feel like I'm supposed to say "yes" whenever I'm asked. I cry and say "thank you" for letting me have a choice I didn't have in my (2/?)

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Hey, I went through a lot of the same stuff with my abusive ex. I cry sometimes when I ask to say "no" to my current boyfriend because (1/?)

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

They drained the whole pool for that candy bar and were livid when they couldn't figure out who did it. All the swimmers rejoiced!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a former swimmer I concur. Only thunderstorms and snickers bars disguised as turds got us out of swim practice.

11 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

He just stared at my chest for a moment before looking back to my face. Awkward. (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

One time I went up to my professor to ask a question. As I took a breath to start speaking, the buttons on my jacket popped open (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

Have you ever heard a wolf cry to the blue jean moon?

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I met him while he was performing at the Cripple of Inishmaan and when he heard I was from Michigan, he mentioned he has friends in Flint

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hate to tell you this but Marty "mouse" is actually a rat.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That subreddit name sounds as if the folks over at /r/mildlyinteresting got a little angry about their inferiority.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why wouldn't they let you donate blood? BTW I have lupus/ celiac disease cuz my immune system is fucked up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have an autoimmune disease so my hair thins and I have a few bald patches. I really miss my old hair when it was thick enough to put up :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I weigh 109 lbs. Does that make me "expert" mode or something?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

and half mermaid!

11 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 0

They climb with their hooves. I believe they are licking the rocks for their salt content.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or really, when anything distasteful comes to mind. My lady parts seem to go into hiding.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Only happens to me during sex :(

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

For me it's pee then poo then pee within the same trip to the bathroom, but nothing is ever concurrent

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thinks she has found "the one" and that she and I will get married at the same time. (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

My 5 y/o cousin is super excited for me to get married and have babies and I'm 21 and have no idea when that will happen. She also (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Everybody calm down. He's just kidding around!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget reddit!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks. It's mostly getting thinner and more stringy. I'm starting to get things under control, but it makes me sad when I try to style it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a 21 y/o woman whose hair is falling out from lupus, iron deficiency, and hypothyroidism. It's real fun.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

A good teacher would have at least tried to be sensitive first before public shaming.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0